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These super funny kids jokes are sure to bring a smile and some laughter. Here are over 100 hilarious jokes to keep kids laughing.
Silly jokes for kids are also a great way to kill a little time when you are trying to keep kids organized or a child occupied. Waiting in line, waiting at a restaurant, waiting for the dentist! We love telling jokes at dinner or on a long car ride! If you still need more try these funny corny jokes for children.
I have compiled a long list of what I think are some pretty hilarious clean jokes for kids. I tested them on my own children (and husband) and we all were cracking up. Kids laugh at these!
Pull the jokes up on your phone or here they in a printable form.
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A Long List of Good Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: It had a blue tooth.
Q. Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two tired.
Q: How does a cow do math?
A: With a cow-culator!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A: A slowpoke.
Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
A: It is full of fans.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!
Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it
Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
A: Because it was full of cheetahs
Q: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?
A: Because it has no point
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: a pork chop!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: A snow bank.
Q: What room can no one enter?
A: A mushroom
Q: What kind of key can never unlock a door?
A: A monkey
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck
Q: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
A: Show your spirit.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me something smells.
Q: What do you call fake noodles?
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno your business
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go
Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?
A: A spelling bee
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use a honey comb
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potatoes
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
A: It is full of fans
Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday
Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
A: A watchdog
Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A: A chipmonk
Q: What did the girl ocean say to the boy ocean when he asked her out on a date?
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles
Q: What did one plate say to another plate?
A: Dinner is on me
Q: Why did they bury the battery?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny
Q: Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
A: She wanted to see a butter fly
Q: What did the finger say to thumb?
A: I’m in glove with you
Q: What has only one eye, but still can’t see?
A: A needle
Updated More Funny Jokes To Tell
If you still feel at a loss when your child says, “tell me a funny joke” here are a few more that I just added. I hope you haven’t heard these yet! I think they are some of the best kids jokes yet! Be prepared for silly fun.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: They are too tired.
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: Write on!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a big promotion?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field..
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef
Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?
A: Sorry, it is too cheesy.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
A: They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?
Q: Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
A: Because you can’t see in the dark.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles
Q: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
A: He had no body to go with him!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me, and we will go places!
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the pumpkin patch?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: Wise quacker!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep.
Q: Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road alone?
A: Because his mummy was not there!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off for school?
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t peek – I’m changing!
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: The snow!
Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A: A power plant!
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
A: Because she was a little horse!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
A: Because he felt crummy!
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away its credit card!
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinner is on me!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock!
Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A cornfield.
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.
Q: Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?
A: Because he’s always spotted
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
A: That hit the spot!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look flushed.
Q: Why do porcupines always win the game?
A: They have the most points.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.
We love corny jokes for kids. Here are some fun ways to share a joke a day! A kids joke tucked in a pocket or lunch is a great way to make a child smile halfway through their day. Playing a game like would you rather is another way to get a good laugh.
- Printable lunch box Halloween Kids Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Kids Jokes (free printable)
- Food Jokes -(perfect for lunch boxes)
- Laugh it up over these Christmas Jokes and Elf Jokes (free printables)
- Knock Knock Jokes
- Easter and Thanksgiving jokes make holiday fun!
- Dad Jokes – as if kids want to hear more of these! lol
- Laffy Taffy Jokes are always good. We love Laffy Taffy (banana for sure).
So there you have it over 100 funny jokes for kids. Add in the links I shared for more super funny jokes and you have enough to share a kids joke of the day all year long.
For more kids activities try making a cootie catcher!
Be sure to read the comments some of the best kid friendly jokes are there! Please leave your favorite funniest joke! We can never get too punny! lol.