Funny Food Jokes to print and share!

These printable food jokes are super corny and will fill you up with laughter! pun intended. Be sure to also share these funny kids jokes and kids knock knock jokes.

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Print these funny food jokes on cardstock in color and cut them apart and slip them into your child’s lunch.

Food Jokes

What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears

When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater Tots

What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?
The Twist

What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice

Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle

How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste

What did the burger name her daughter?
Patty

Why stop there here are a few more food jokes! Some are extra cheesy!

What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.

How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!

Which is the most religious cheese?
Swiss, because it is holy.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese!

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind it’s too cheesy.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!

What do you call candy that was stolen?
Hot chocolate!

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish!

Lunch Box Jokes

Don’t stop at food jokes. Looking for something fun to slip into your child’s lunch to brighten their day, lift their spirits and let them know you are thinking about them? You will want to print off these fun lunch box jokes.