You are going to love these cute knock knock jokes for kids. They are perfect to pull up on your phone to share some giggles at any time!
They will think you are so cool with these jokes! Well, I hope!! If you need some rib-ticklers, you might also like these kids jokes. or these funny jokes. When you’re stuck in a car, waiting room, or sitting at a restaurant, silly jokes help turn moods around and banish boredom.
Knock Knock Jokes
Adults and kids love the classic knock-knock joke! This long list of corny jokes will keep everyone laughing. Be sure to check out these Valentine Knock Knock jokes. These cute little cards can be printed and tucked into pockets, notebooks and lunch boxes…. wherever someone could use a giggle.
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda to fix the plumbing is here. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look tired! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink Oink!
Oink Oink Who?
Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No Thanks, I use Google. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver doors are locked, let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I’ll stop da knocking. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery nice person is knocking on the door. - Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head, can you let me in? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you another knock-knock joke. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
It sounds like you’re catching a cold. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you listen to another joke? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
I have to run a quick Erin! - Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body home? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
I had to knock! Knock, - Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask it’s a secret! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take peanuts! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here. - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m knocking the door down! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
The0dore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
- Knock knock.
Jokes About School
- Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for school! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school?
I hope these jokes make your kids smile! They’re also great for provoking teen eye-rolls!
Looking for the Best Kids Joke Ever?
After you are done laughing at all these family-friendly jokes, get ready for more fun and laughter! We’ve got hilarious jokes for kids for every occasion! Here are some jokes perfect for holidays and more. If you are still looking for the best kids joke ever, try one of these:
- Halloween Kid Jokes
- Elf on the Shelf Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- April Fool’s Jokes for Kids
- Food Jokes
- St Patrick’s Day Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Dad Jokes
- Laffy Taffy Jokes
Funny Jokes For Kids
Are you looking for other silly games to play with your kids? We love to play Would You Rather at our house. These Would You Rather Questions are always good for a laugh and lively conversations. I love to see how kids answer the questions.
How do you keep the lines of communication open, moods uplifted and get kids smiling at your house? I love keeping these jokes handy to tell brighted our spirits and keep us laughing. Please leave your ideas and jokes in the comments.
Morten says
Great post! Love knock knock jokes 🙂
Kara says
So fun! Just shared a few with my daughter, and now she’s going to try them out on her brothers. 🙂
Taylor says
Such a fun list! So many cute and funny jokes!
Julie says
How fun and funny! My girls are going to get a kick out of these!
Chelsea says
These jokes were sooo fun! I had my kids laughing so hard. Thanks for sharing!
Aimee Shugarman says
I just read every single one. LOVED them and sharing with my kids 🙂
Tony Gioia says
knock knock
who’s really there?
God-He answers prayer.
sam says
all of them make me lahf