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St Patricks Day Jokes

Posted by  ·  February 21, 2019  ·  Last Updated: February 28, 2019

Have a bit 0′ fun with these St Patricks Day jokes. Here is a collection of funny jokes about leprechauns, four leaf clovers and anything Irish!

We love to laugh it up. Kids jokes are a fun way to make kids laugh. Share funny jokes when waiting in line, driving in the car and at dinnertime. These St Patrick’s Day jokes are printable so they can also be stuck in a pocket or school lunch to share a giggle when your kids are with you.

st patricks day jokes printable cards on green background

St Patricks Day Jokes

  • What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans and plastic bottles? Wee-cyclers
  • What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
  • What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow.
  • Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
  • Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.
  • Knock Knock Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
  • What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A Jolly Green Giant!
  • Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming? They are into green living.
  • When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a FRENCH fry.
  • Why did the leprechaun go outside? To sit on his paddy-o.
  • What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s? A Shamrock Shake.
  • What kind of spells do leprechaun witches cast? Lucky Charms.
  • How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy.
  • Why are so many leprechauns, florists? They have green thumbs.
  • What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham rock.

download here —> printable St Patrick’s Day Jokes

printable st patricks day jokes

Download file, print in color on white cardstock and cut apart.

four st patricks day jokes on green background

More St Patricks Day Jokes for Kids

  • Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short. 
  • What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon? Irish you luck
  • Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy. 
  • Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game? They refuse to leave the green.
  • How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!
  • Why were all the leprechauns still complaining in April about it raining on St. Patrick’s Day? Because Irish stew.
  • What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player? The Halfback of Notre Dame!
  • Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? Because they’re very short tempered!
  • How did the Irish Jig get started?  Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
  • What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A: A lepre-con!

Holiday Jokes

Don’t stop laughing at St Patrick’s Day. I have jokes to keep you giggling all year long.

 

 


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