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Try these funny Easter Jokes for a good laugh. Riding in the car or waiting for dinner can be a great time to share a laugh with your kids. I never ever can remember a good joke so I wrote them down for us to use!
After you go through this list of jokes try these kids jokes. They are hilarious!
51 Easter Jokes for Kids
These Easter jokes are sure to get your kids laughing.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
- Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A sock hop.
- What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
- What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
- Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
- What sport are the eggs good at?
- What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
- What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny!
- Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place?
With hare spray!
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
- What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
- Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
Because they have four rabbit’s feet!
- How does the Easter Bunny travel?
- What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
- What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one!
- What do you call ten rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare-line.
- Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a chicken!
- How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?
It was eggs-cellent
- How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
With a hare dryer!
- How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot!
- What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
Ones with Hoppy Endings!
- What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
- Where does the Easter Bunny get the eggs from?
- Why was the little girl sad after the race?
Because an egg beater!
- What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
18 carrot gold!
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.
- Why can’t a bunny’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
- What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
- What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
- Why Couldn’t the Easter Egg Family Watch Cable?
Because their TV was scrambled!
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
Because he was having a bad hare day!
- How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
- What Is The Easter Bunny’s Favorite State Capital?
Albunny, New York
- Did You Hear About the Lady Whose House Was Infested With Easter Eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!
- How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
- Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
For the egg-stra innings!
- How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.
- How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty anymore!
- What Do You Call A Sleepy Easter Egg?
- What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
Knock Knock Easter Jokes
Here are a few more Easter Jokes to crack you up!
Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Harvey good Easter everyone.
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Heidi the eggs around the house.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
Howard. Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Who’s there? Sherwood.
Sherwood like to have Easter candy.
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
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Looking for more laughs play this Would You Rather Game at your Easter dinner it is a sure way to get kids talking. Kids might also like these Easter coloring pages. I always set a few at the children’s table. I have a set of Easter egg templates that work for a variety of crafts to keep kids busy and entertained.
Do you have a favorite Easter joke? Please be sure to share in the comments.