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Let your Elf On The Shelf crack your kids up with these Elf Jokes. Free printable cards for your Elf to hold.
Looking for more activities for elf and the kids? When your elf isn’t being mischievous he can help encourage the kids to be good with these Elf on the Shelf Notes. They make elf’s job so much easier.

Elves love not only silly pranks but also Christmas jokes. These funny Elf on the Shelf jokes will keep you all laughing.

List of Elf Jokes
- What kind of music do elves like best? “Wrap” music.
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
- Why do elves make good listeners? Because they’re all ears.
- What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery? Welfy.
- Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he’s an elf-made man.
- What’s Santa’s tax status? Elf-employed.
- Why kind of photographs do elves like taking? Elfies.
- What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The “elf“-abet!
- Where do elves go dancing? Christmas balls.
- What kind of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
- What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread
- If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toe.
- What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas card.
- Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because he had the drum sticks!
- Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
Download the elf jokes here

Download these funny elf jokes and print them on white cardstock in color. You will be ready to slip a joke in your elf’s arms for a laugh and an easy elf idea for the day!

I love this one! Where do elves do dancing? ………… Christmas Balls. Haha!

Elf on the Shelf
Keeping up with this Christmas tradition is easy with all these fun Elf On The Shelf Ideas. From Elf Arrival Letters to daily pranks you will be inspired!

An Elf on the Shelf Calendar is the perfect way to kick off the holiday season.

Does your elf watch to see who is naughty or nice? There are a few cards to encourage your child and let your child know they are doing a good job!
Let your Elf encourage kindness this holiday season. These free printable cards provide a kind act to do each day.
Free printable Elf On The Shelf Kindness Cards

Want really EASY ideas. Print a whole month of ideas on post-it notes and you are ready to go.
Free printable Post-it Notes for Elf on the Shelf

More Holiday Jokes
Want to get kids laughing and having fun? These Christmas jokes include a free printable!
We love jokes at our house! If you do too, check out these kids’ jokes! If that isn’t enough laughter you will be laughing out loud with these funny jokes. In fact, we have:
Do you have a favorite elf joke? Please share in the comments. We all could use a good laugh!
Laura Reese says
This is really fun! Love it.
Diana says
Thanks so much for this,…..very clever indeed. I’m going to use these as gift tags this year. Its such a unique twist – and I can share it on, too. Thank you!
Cindy says
That is a clever idea to use as gift tags! So happy you liked them.