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Halloween Jokes for Kids {Free Halloween Lunch Box Jokes}

Posted by  ·  September 19, 2018  ·  Last Updated: October 26, 2018

Make the whole month of October fun with these Halloween Lunch Box Jokes. Halloween jokes for kids are silly and sure to get a giggle from your child. Don’t forget to start the season off right by booing your friends! Here are all the free You’ve Been Booed Printables you will need.

Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

Halloween Jokes for Kids

Get kids into the Halloween spirit with these Halloween jokes for kids! The best part is you can print them out and put them in your child lunch to share a laugh!

  • Why is a ghost a messy eater?  He is always gobblin.
  • Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street? He didn’t have any guts.
  • How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? At night he turns into a bat.
  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
  • Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? You can see right through them.
  • What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.
  • What is a ghost’s favorite street? A dead end.
  • Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
  • What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.
  • What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.
  • What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch!

Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

Download and print the Halloween Jokes for kids in color on white cardstock. Cut them apart and you will be ready to slip them into your child’s lunch. They make fun little lunch notes to your kids! It is so good for them to know you are thinking about them while they are away at school.

This post has been updated and a new file uploaded to fix the printing issues.

Download here Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Free Printable

halloween jokes for kids printable


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Leave a Comment


  1. Tony Gioia
    Wednesday, March 27th, 2019
    Cool and corny!
  2. Erica
    Wednesday, October 17th, 2018
    So bummed! These area really clever and cute. The PDF is cut off when I go to print..
  3. Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
    These are so fun and cute! I love it!

  4. Cindy
    Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
    The post has been updated with a new printable. Printing should be great now!
  5. Monday, October 27th, 2014
    Hi! Did anyone find a solution to the printing problem? I really like this and was going to slip a few cards in my kids lunch this week before Halloween.
    • Cindy
      Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
      Hello Julie,
      Give it another try the Halloween jokes have been fixed.
  6. Krista
    Thursday, October 16th, 2014
    What do you call a witch at the beach?
    A sand witch!

    My 6 year old son told me that one today. Priceless!
    • Cindy
      Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
      Krista, Tell you son this is too funny. I added it to the new Halloween Jokes printable!
  7. Kate M
    Monday, October 6th, 2014
    Same here I love these!!!! But the answers can't be read easily from my printer either:(
  8. Jennyroo
    Friday, October 3rd, 2014
    I love these, but something about the PDF is making the printout very unclear/pixel-y. Is there a way to change the quality of the PDF once downloaded?
  9. Liz
    Friday, October 3rd, 2014
    It's not your printer.... same problem here. Even in black and white.
  10. Heather K
    Thursday, October 2nd, 2014
    Same as above, the image doesn't really load up to full resolution, so it just isn't clear enough to read.

  11. Susie
    Thursday, October 2nd, 2014
    Maybe it is just something with my printer, but the response to the jokes is very difficult to read. Do you have a black and white copy or a list of the jokes with the responses? Thank you.