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Halloween Jokes for Kids {Free Halloween Lunch Box Jokes}

Posted by Cindy · September 19, 2018 · Last Updated: October 26, 2018

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Make the whole month of October fun with these Halloween Lunch Box Jokes. Halloween jokes for kids are silly and sure to get a giggle from your child. Don’t forget to start the season off right by booing your friends! Here are all the free You’ve Been Booed Printables you will need.

Halloween Jokes for Kids

Get kids into the Halloween spirit with these Halloween jokes for kids! The best part is you can print them out and put them in your child lunch to share a laugh!

Why is a ghost a messy eater? He is always gobblin.
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street? He didn’t have any guts.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? At night he turns into a bat.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? You can see right through them.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.
What is a ghost’s favorite street? A dead end.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch!

Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

Download and print the Halloween Jokes for kids in color on white cardstock. Cut them apart and you will be ready to slip them into your child’s lunch. They make fun little lunch notes to your kids! It is so good for them to know you are thinking about them while they are away at school.

This post has been updated and a new file uploaded to fix the printing issues.

Download here Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Free Printable

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Make the whole month of October fun with these Halloween Lunch Box Jokes. Halloween jokes for kids are silly and sure to get a giggle from your child. #halloween #printables

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Halloween Jokes

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Make the whole month of October fun with these Halloween Lunch Box Jokes. Halloween jokes for kids are silly and sure to get a giggle from your child.

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Cindy Hopper

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Skip to my Lou

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Filed Under: Halloween | Tagged as: free printables, halloween, Halloween ideas, halloween lunch box notes, halloween printable lunch box jokes, halloween printables

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Erica
Wednesday, October 17th, 2018
So bummed! These area really clever and cute. The PDF is cut off when I go to print..
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Paige Cassandra Flamm
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
These are so fun and cute! I love it!

Paige
http://thehappyflammily.com
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Cindy
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
The post has been updated with a new printable. Printing should be great now!
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Julie Bedard
Monday, October 27th, 2014
Hi! Did anyone find a solution to the printing problem? I really like this and was going to slip a few cards in my kids lunch this week before Halloween.
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- Cindy
  Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
  Hello Julie,
  Give it another try the Halloween jokes have been fixed.
Krista
Thursday, October 16th, 2014
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand witch!

My 6 year old son told me that one today. Priceless!
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- Cindy
  Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
  Krista, Tell you son this is too funny. I added it to the new Halloween Jokes printable!
Kate M
Monday, October 6th, 2014
Same here I love these!!!! But the answers can't be read easily from my printer either:(
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Jennyroo
Friday, October 3rd, 2014
I love these, but something about the PDF is making the printout very unclear/pixel-y. Is there a way to change the quality of the PDF once downloaded?
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Liz
Friday, October 3rd, 2014
It's not your printer.... same problem here. Even in black and white.
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Heather K
Thursday, October 2nd, 2014
Same as above, the image doesn't really load up to full resolution, so it just isn't clear enough to read.

bummer!
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Susie
Thursday, October 2nd, 2014
Maybe it is just something with my printer, but the response to the jokes is very difficult to read. Do you have a black and white copy or a list of the jokes with the responses? Thank you.
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