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Halloween jokes are a great way to make the month of October fun and share a smile. Printable cards make it easy to slip some fun into a lunch or in a pocket to get a giggle.
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I say, the more Halloween puns you can pack in, the better! These funny Halloween jokes for kids will bring a smile, and possibly a groan or two, into the day!
Get kids into the Halloween spirit with these Halloween jokes for kids! The best part is you can print them out and put them where they will be easily found… a drawer, notebook, lunch, etc.!
- Why is a ghost a messy eater? He is always gobblin.
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the street? He didn’t have any guts.
- How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? At night he turns into a bat.
- What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
- Why are ghosts bad at telling lies? You can see right through them.
- What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo Boos.
- What is a ghost’s favorite street? A dead end.
- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
- What do spiders like to do? Fly fishing.
- What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music.
- What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand witch!
Halloween Lunch Box Jokes – Print for Free
Wish your kids “bone appetite” with these silly Halloween jokes!
Download and print the Halloween Jokes for kids in color on white cardstock. Cut them apart and you will be ready to slip them into your child’s lunch. With cute cartoons and awesome fonts, they make fun little lunch notes for your kids! It is so good for them to know you are thinking about them.
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More Halloween Jokes and Riddles
Kick off the fun at a Halloween party with corny Halloween jokes and puns. These jokes will help get any party started and break the ice. You might also like to play these Halloween games at your next party and here are some easy Halloween costumes.
- What happens when two vampire bats meet? Love at first bite!
- Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
- What does Count Dracula use to cross the sea? A blood vessel!
- Why did the Headless Horseman go into business? To get ahead in life!
- What do you call witches who live together? Broom mates!
- Why don’t mummies take the day off? They don’t want to unwind.
- Why is it so unpleasant to hang out with Dracula? He’s a pain in the neck.
- What does the ghost call his sweetheart? His ghoul friend.
- What does a ghost need to go spook forest creatures? A haunting license!
- Why do they put fences around the graveyard? People are dying to get in.
- Where does a vampire keep his money? A blood bank.
- What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car? Puts on his sheet belt.
- What’s a little ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
- What kind of monster is the best dancer? The boogieman.
- How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
- Why was the cemetery chosen to be the perfect location to write a movie? Because it had great plots.
- What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry? She flew off the handle.
- Why did the witch take a nap? She needed to rest a spell.
- How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
- What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
- What kind of bread do zombies like? Whole brain.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
- What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
- Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
- How do scarecrows like to drink? With a straw.
- What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
How about a funny Halloween knock-knock joke?
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Please, Phillip my bag with Halloween candy.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Come on, candy door open any slower?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, I’m just a trick or treater!
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me Halloween candy?
- Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wanda! Wanda who? Wanda go trick or treating tonight?
- Knock Knock? Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice Cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Halloween Dad Jokes
Are you a fan of puns and dad jokes? You know those jokes where everyone rolls their eyes. I think every dad thinks they tell the best jokes.
- What room is left out of a ghost’s house? The living room.
- Where do ghosts go on vacation? Lake Erie.
- What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs
- What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch!
- Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they are too wrapped up in themselves.
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