Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

You know we love funny jokes around here! Here some Valentine knock knock jokes. Printable cards make them easy to slip in a school lunch or hide in a pocket. We also love these Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids.

You might also like these funny knock knock jokes that are perfect all year long!

Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

These cute knock knock jokes are sure to bring a giggle.  They are perfect to stick into a pocket or a lunch box. Keep them handy in your car to share a smile.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me a Valentine?

Are you laughing yet? Well, keep reading…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got you a Valentine!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin time to give you a Valentine.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima hoping you will be my Valentine!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut you know I love you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be your Valentine!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends Happy Valentine’s Day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!

Printable Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day

Download the PDF and print in color on white cardstock. Cut the cards apart and share! They are perfect for Valentine’s Day just a bit flirty knock knock jokes.

click this link –> Valentine Knock Knock Joke Download

We couldn’t stop there. While the following jokes don’t have a cute printable they will still get a giggle!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a hug! It’s Valentine’s Day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentine chocolates for me?

Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, I love you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open the door!

More Jokes for Kids

We will keep you and your kids laughing all year with these jokes!

• Easter Jokes
• Halloween Jokes (more printable cards)
• Christmas Jokes
• Elf Jokes (printable cards perfect for the Elf on the Shelf to hold)
• Kids Jokes
• Laffy Taffy Jokes

Do you have a favorite knock knock jokes for kids? Please share in the comments.