Water Jokes for Kids

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Water Jokes for Kids bring water puns to a whole new level. Share these funny school appropriate jokes while traveling to the water park, beach, splash pad or pool.

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40+ Water Jokes for Kids

1. What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean? A title wave!
2. What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea? It gets wet!
3. Who carries out operations in water? A sturgeon.
4. What do mermaids sleep on? They sleep on water beds, of course!
5. As raindrops say, two’s company, but three’s a cloud.
6. Where can you find an ocean with no water? On a map!
7. Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because she thought he was too shallow.
8. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
9. What did the sink say to the water faucet? You’re a real drip.
10. Why is the ocean always on time? She likes to stay current.
11. What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course!
12. What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
13. Why were the student’s grades underwater? They were all below C level.
14. If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
15. What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
16. What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones!
17. What happens when you get water on a table? It becomes a pool table.
18. What kind of hair did the ocean have? Wavy, of course.
19. Why are oceans so meticulous? They like to be pacific.
20. Why do male dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys.
21. Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
22. When does it rain money? When there is “change” in the weather.
23. How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date? He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
24. How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water, obviously.
25. That Awkward moment when you pay $2 for Evian water and notice if spelled backward you’re Naive.
26. What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
27. RIP Boiled water….you will be mist.
28. Adele might set fire to rain… But SpongeBob can make a campfire underwater.
29. What did the beaver say after she slipped in the water? Dam it.
30. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
31. What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean? Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
32. Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean? A Mer-Maid
33. What runs, but never walks? Water!
34. Knock knock! Who’s there? Water? Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
35. Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
36. What is drinking water’s favorite form of dance? Tap. 
37. Where do water droplets go to settle arguments? The Supreme Quart.
38. What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure.
39. Why do poets always write about the sea? They just can’t fathom her depths. 
40. What are the 2 reasons why you shouldn’t drink toilet water? Number 1 and Number 2.
41. Why did the lake date the river? He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
42. Why are pirates so happy? They seas the day!

How to Use Kids Water Jokes

• Download Water Jokes for Kids file and save.
• Print on paper.
• Use a plastic page protector or laminate for use by the water
• Then take turns telling jokes and let the bonding begin
• Don’t forget the sunscreen so you won’t sunscream later!

I’m Not Joking About Jokes

Jokes and puns are not only funny but encourage vocabulary development and higher-level thinking to understand the play on words that make them funny. So, think of jokes and puns as a dual-purpose activity because laughter makes you happy and higher-level thinking activities grow your brain!

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Not trying to be a smartie pants, but a good laugh can turn a not so good day around like drinking water can wash away a headache. Infusing humor in the form of school jokes for kids like these will not only lighten moods but encourage higher level thinking.

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