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Thanksgiving jokes are a great way to get kids laughing and excited about the upcoming Holiday! They will also provide loads of laughter at your Thanksgiving dinner.
Be sure to share these kids jokes too. So many laughs to be had!

Thanksgiving Jokes
This long list of jokes will bring some smiles to your gatherings and help you celebrate Thanksgiving! Your family will also be entertained with this Thanksgiving trivia game, turkey coloring pages, and Thanksgiving coloring pages.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot. - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims. - What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play. - Where do turkey’s go dancing?
The Butterball. - What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing! - What’s the best song to sing when preparing your Thanksgiving turkey?
All About The Baste. - Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield?
Because the corn had ears. - What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Har-VEST. - What does a turkey drink from?
A gobblet. - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

- What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?
A Plymouth - If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A Goblet. - What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - What key won’t open any door?
A turkey - Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use fowl language. - What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Fowl weather! - What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick. - What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A fowl play - Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was stuffed. - What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash

- What’s black, white and red?
A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing. - What’s the key to a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key. - Why couldn’t the band perform at Thanksgiving?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks. - Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles were on their hats. - What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast. - Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?
Because everything gets marked down after the holidays! - What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. - What did the little corn say to mom corn?
When will popcorn come? - What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries. - How do you make the richest Thanksgiving soup ever
Cook it with 24 carrots. - Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
He wanted to raise mashed potatoes. - What do you do if you are addicted to lunch meat?
Try to quit cold turkey. - A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Holiday Jokes
Are you ready to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes? Here are some silly jokes for holidays year-round!
- Christmas Jokes
- Elf Jokes
- St Patrick’s Jokes
- Valentine’s Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Halloween Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
- or maybe you prefer knock knock jokes.
Creative Ideas for Thanksgiving
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Betsy says
Ha! My kids love these jokes! Currently trying to memorize them so they can be the star of the show on Thanksgiving! 😀
Jen says
How fun! I’m going to have my kids facetime their grandparents and go through some of these. I’m sure they’ll get a kick out of it.
Kristyn says
Too funny!! I will have like 24 kids over on Thanksgiving, so this will come in handy & keep them laughing!
Diane says
Are you kidding!?!? You do know there’s a pandemic, right??!!
Laura Reese says
These are so funny! My family loved them.
Sara says
SO Funny! I bookmarked for this weekend when I see my nephews. They are in that joke telling phase and they will love these!
Natalie says
I need to print these for my kids! They will love telling them on Thanksgiving! Thanks!
Allyson Zea says
I am totally printing me it’s for my son! He’s almost 9, and obsessed with the jokes!
Sara Welch says
These will be great to break any disgruntled conversations that.tend to arise during holiday meals! Too cute and funny!
April says
LOL These are going to be so funny to tell around the Thanksgiving table!
Amanda Edgeworth says
Thank you for so many funny Thanksgiving jokes. I have to save this for later so I can read all your other holiday jokes.