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These super funny kids jokes are sure to bring a smile and some laughter. Here are over 100 hilarious jokes to keep kids laughing.
Silly jokes for kids are also a great way to kill a little time when you are trying to keep kids organized or a child occupied. Waiting in line, waiting at a restaurant, waiting for the dentist! We love telling jokes at dinner or on a long car ride! If you still need more try these funny corny jokes for children.
I have compiled a long list of what I think are some pretty hilarious clean jokes for kids. I tested them on my own children (and husband) and we all were cracking up. Kids laugh at these!
Pull the jokes up on your phone or here they in a printable form.
Download —> Printable FUNNY Kid Jokes
A Long List of Good Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: It had a blue tooth.
Q. Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two tired.
Q: How does a cow do math?
A: With a cow-culator!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A: A slowpoke.
Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
A: It is full of fans.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom!
Q: What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
A: Spelling!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it
Q: Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
A: Because it was full of cheetahs
Q: Why is a bad joke like a pencil?
A: Because it has no point
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: a pork chop!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q: Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: A snow bank.
Q: What room can no one enter?
A: A mushroom
Q: What kind of key can never unlock a door?
A: A monkey
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck
Q: Why do graveyards have a fence around them?
A: Because people are dying to get in.
Q: What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
A: Show your spirit.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me something smells.
Q: What do you call fake noodles?
A: Im-pasta
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno your business
Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will let it go
Q: What is the smartest kind of bee?
A: A spelling bee
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use a honey comb
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
A: Mashed potatoes
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water
Q: Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
A: It is full of fans
Q: Why did Santa go to music school?
A: So he could improve his wrapping skills
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
A: Because he was always lost at C
Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday
Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
A: A watchdog
Q: What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A: A chipmonk
Q: What did the girl ocean say to the boy ocean when he asked her out on a date?
A: Shore
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles
Q: What did one plate say to another plate?
A: Dinner is on me
Q: Why did they bury the battery?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny
Q: Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
A: She wanted to see a butter fly
Q: What did the finger say to thumb?
A: I’m in glove with you
Q: What has only one eye, but still can’t see?
A: A needle
Updated More Funny Jokes To Tell
If you still feel at a loss when your child says, “tell me a funny joke” here are a few more that I just added. I hope you haven’t heard these yet! I think they are some of the best kids jokes yet! Be prepared for silly fun.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: They are too tired.
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: Write on!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam.
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a big promotion?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field..
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
A: Lean beef
Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?
A: Sorry, it is too cheesy.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It overswept.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
A: They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Q: What word starts with E and has only one letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Q: Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
A: Because you can’t see in the dark.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles
Q: Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
A: He had no body to go with him!
Q: Why did the students eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me, and we will go places!
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the pumpkin patch?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: Wise quacker!
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep.
Q: Why didn’t the baby skeleton cross the road alone?
A: Because his mummy was not there!
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off for school?
A: Bison.
Q: What nails do carpenters hate hammering?
A: Fingernails
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t peek – I’m changing!
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: The snow!
Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!
Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A: A power plant!
Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
A: Because she was a little horse!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
A: Because he felt crummy!
Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away its credit card!
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinner is on me!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!
Q: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock!
Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A: A cornfield.
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.
Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.
Q: Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?
A: Because he’s always spotted
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
A: That hit the spot!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look flushed.
Q: Why do porcupines always win the game?
A: They have the most points.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.
Joking around!
We love corny jokes for kids. Here are some fun ways to share a joke a day! A kids joke tucked in a pocket or lunch is a great way to make a child smile halfway through their day. Playing a game like would you rather is another way to get a good laugh.
- Printable lunch box Halloween Kids Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Kids Jokes (free printable)
- Food Jokes -(perfect for lunch boxes)
- Laugh it up over these Christmas Jokes and Elf Jokes (free printables)
- Knock Knock Jokes
- Easter and Thanksgiving jokes make holiday fun!
- Dad Jokes – as if kids want to hear more of these! lol
- Laffy Taffy Jokes are always good. We love Laffy Taffy (banana for sure).
So there you have it over 100 funny jokes for kids. Add in the links I shared for more super funny jokes and you have enough to share a kids joke of the day all year long.
For more kids activities try making a cootie catcher!
Be sure to read the comments some of the best kid friendly jokes are there! Please leave your favorite funniest joke! We can never get too punny! lol.
Andrea says
Love the jokes! Kids love them.
Shaina says
Q: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because it got stuck in a crack
Cindy Hopper says
That is funny Shaina!
dave from shortjoke.net says
Hi, excelent jokes, i can share one really funny
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Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
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Cindy Hopper says
So true Dave!
Bartek says
Thanks! My cousins have children and when I visit them it’s always good to have a few jokes at hand. Maybe I will be their favourite uncle 🙂
Beth says
What birds are most likely
criminals?
Lets just say there is always a robin in my yard.
Beth says
What is the best time of day to schedule a dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty! (Of course)
Jenni says
A man wet to the pet store because he wanted a parrot that could sing. He asked the owner and introduced him to Chet. He said “Chet is very intelligent”…well, does he sing? Does he sing?
Sure, just hold a match by his right foot and he’ll sing “Deck the Halls” then hold the match by his left foot and he’ll sing “Silent Night”
Great! He took Chet home and tried it out…it worked!!!
Hmm, he said he’s very intelligent. What happens when I hold the match between his feet?…”Chet’s Nuts Roasing On An Open Fire”!
Nehan says
What do you call a bear with no teeth
A.a gummy bear
Why did the boy do homework on a plane
A.He wanted a higher education
Cindy says
Too funny Nehan!
Heather says
My kids love these! They went through the whole list and couldn’t stop laughing 🙂
Taylor says
These are so fun! Great jokes!
Tara says
Ha-ha, my kids are LOVING these!
Cheryl S says
so fun! i know a few kids who will love these
Jennifer says
Love all of these! Good job!!
Angela says
These are great jokes for my kids. One really loves to try and make other people laugh!
chloe says
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
GHOSTS GO!
GHOSTS GO WHO?
NOOOOOO, SILLY, GHOSTS GO BOO!!!
Princess says
I don’t like your jokes… I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!!!!
Cindy Hopper says
Thanks Princess!