Car jokes are always a great source of laughter and lighthearted fun. Whether you’re out for a drive or just need a good pick-me-up, there’s nothing quite like a car joke to get the conversation going! Here we’ve gathered some of our favorite car jokes that are sure to get you chuckling. From classic puns to jokes about specific makes and models, we’ve got something for everyone! So buckle up and enjoy the ride – it’s time to take a look at some of the best car jokes around.

  1. What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
  2. What do Michigan autoworkers do on Cinco de Mayo? They have a Fort Fiesta.
  3. What’s the difference between a Fiat and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.
  4. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  5. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
  6. What kind of cars do people in Norway drive? Fjords.
  7. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride? “Hop in.”
  8. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
  9. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
  10. What do you do with old German cars? You take ‘em to the old Volk’s home.
  11. What kind of cars do cooks drive? Chef-rolets.
  12. Did you know that Ford is making a new heated tailgate? It’s so your hands stay warm when you are pushing it back home in the winter.
  13. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.
  14. Who can drive all their customers away and still make money? Taxi driver.
  15. What’s the best part of Audi’s customer service? They answer within four rings.
  16. What do you need to be able to drive in the outback? You need to show koala-fications.
  17. What kind of car does a snake drive? An Ana-Honda.
  18. Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice? They’re trained to look for red flags.
  19. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old? The Old Volks home.
  20. What do you call a VW bus at the top of a hill? A miracle.
  21. What is the main difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
  22. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
  23. Why don’t cars work after you change their wheels? Because they are retired.
  24. What snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers.
  25. What is a car’s preferred mobile phone brand? No-Kia.
  26. What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go!
  27. What kind of car does a dog hate? CorVETS.
  28. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
  29. What caused the ice cream truck to break down? A rocky road.
  30. What kind of petrol does Vin use? Diesel.
  31. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I am about to change.
  32. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up? Because they are two-tired.
  33. Why did the washing machine schedule a test drive? Because he wanted to go for a spin.
  34. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
  35. How does a German cowboy say hello? Audi.
  36. What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired.
  37. What’s a car’s favorite meal? Brake-fast.
  38. Why couldn’t the car play football? It only had one boot!
  39. What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin.
  40. What should you double check when buying an electric car? That your driving license is current.
  41. What happens when the frog’s car breaks down? He jumps starts it.
  42. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He wanted to bust a move.
  43. How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland? It remains in neutral.
  44. What do you call a used car salesman? A car-deal-ologist.
  45. What’s Vin Diesel’s favorite car? Mazda Familia.
  46. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet.
  47. What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler.
  48. What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus.
  49. Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road!
  50. What did the computer say to the other person after a 16 hour car ride? Damn, that was a hard drive.
  51. What did the cookie farmer and driver say? I’ve been raisin’ cookies.
  52. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? A convertible with a big trunk.
  53. What do you call a German electric car? A Voltswagen.
  54. What’s a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
  55. Where do dogs park their cars? In the barking lot.
  56. Why did the electric car go to court? It was charged with battery.
  57. Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver? Because all she does is hog the road.
  58. What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud? Crashed potatoes.
  59. How do you know a car is a good price? If it is a-Ford-able.
  60. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.
  61. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six trash bags full of recyclable cans? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
  62. What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
  63. Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
  64. What does a Volkswagen run on? Beetle juice.
  65. What kind of car does Skeletor drive? A Zam-bone-i.
  66. What do all French cars come with as standard? A spare wheel of cheese.
  67. Have I given you the tour of my estate yet? It is a Vauxhall.
  68. What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible? Honda … because the apostles were all in one accord.
  69. What is the car dealership in Star Wars called? The Mazda-lorian.
  70. What would you call Yoda’s business if he had one? A Toyoda dealership.
  71. What is the most edible part of a car? The passenger.
  72. What does the car brand FIAT stand for? Fix-It Again Tomorrow.
  73. My friend text me ‘what are you doing now? I replied ‘Probably failing my driving test.’
  74. Why would the penguins make good F1 drivers? Because they’re always in the pole position!
  75. What do clowns fill their cars with? Laughing gas!
  76. Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
  77. What do cars eat? CARrots
  78. Which Johnny doesn’t need a car? A Johnny Walker.
  79. How did a barber win the race? It was quite simple, though; he knew a shortcut through your hair.
  80. What do you call a shrimp that gets run over by a car? Road Krill
  81. What did the little Nissan truck say to the big Nissan truck? “Oh Nissan!”
  82. What do you call it when only one finger steers your car? A thumb drive.
  83. Where do pickles go to buy a car? The dillership!
  84. Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car’s hood? Because he wanted people to shout, “Look at that S-car go!” when he drove past.
  85. What’s the best pickup line? Probably Chevy’s.
  86. What did the road crew have to do after the cheese crashed its car? Clean up de-brie.
  87. What kind of vehicle does a chicken drive? A coop.
  88. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car? A dodge!
  89. What is the sushi chef’s dream car? Rolls rice
  90. Why can’t motorcycles do push-ups? Because they’re always two-tired.
  91. What is a Tesla Model 3’s favorite dance? The Electric Slide.
  92. What is a musicians favourite car? Honda A Chord
  93. Did you know that Teslas come with a unique “new car” smell? They call it “Elon Musk.”
  94. What does the GT stand for on a Ford? Glued together.
  95. What sort of cars do cooks drive? Culinary expert rolets.
  96. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
  97. What do cars play at the weekend? Golf.
  98. Did you read about the scientist who bred a Mustang with an elephant? Now he’s got a convertible with a giant trunk.
  99. Why didn’t the two Alfa Romeo owners say hi to each other when they met at the bar? Because they saw each other at the mechanic’s earlier that day.
  100. What is a lacrosse player’s favourite type of car? A dodge!
  101. Did you hear what Sir Mix-A-Lot named his car? Anna Honda.
  102. What do you call the world’s most badass sedan? A Liam Nissan.
  103. What kind of car would a mouse or rat drive? A Mouse-or-ratty
  104. Did you hear the University of Phoenix offers a program for used car salespeople? Now you can major in car-deal-ology.
  105. How do Prius owners drive? One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back.
  106. What does the mechanic say after he’s fixed your car’s horn? Beep repaired.
  107. What do you call a vampire who has the power to lift a car? Count Jackula
  108. You know what really grinds my gears? Clutch failure.
  109. What do you call a broken car? Nothing! You call a mechanic.
  110. What happens to cars when they turn 13 years old? They have a car-mitzvah.
  111. What type of car do sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini!
  112. What do pasta and cars have in common? I don’t like either al dente
  113. What kind of vehicle does an egg drive? A Yolks-wagen.
  114. How do you watch NASCAR without a TV? You flush a bag of M&M’s down the toilet.
  115. What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
  116. Did you hear Kansas City has a new drive-through Greek restaurant? It’s called Lamb-Burger-ini.
  117. The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started? ”I said. ” I just had to use my keys.”
  118. What did the father gasoline say to his wife gasoline about their son that was setting cars ablaze? “That’s arson.”
  119. You should get a job at a transmission repair shop. I’m sure you’ll get used to the early-morning shifts.
  120. Did you know it’s against the law to own an electric vehicle in Africa? They only allow Mada-Gas-Cars.
  121. What’s the best vegetable to have in the car? Asparagus
  122. Do you know how to double the value of a Yugo? Fill it with gas.
  123. What car is a rancher most likely to own? A cattle-ac
  124. What is the favorite car of a musician? Honda-A-Chord
  125. Did you hear about the Irish car prices? They’re Dublin
  126. What’s the last thing a bug thinks about before it hits the windshield? Its butt.
  127. What would a duck do if it was trapped in a car? It would quack the window
  128. How did the flea start its car? Jump start.
  129. How do turkeys drive a car? He wings it.
  130. Can I get a side mirror for my Ford? Sure. That’ll be a fair trade-in.
  131. What happens when you run behind a car? You will get exhausted!
  132. What did the Finnish man say when he lost his Korean made car? No-Kia.
  133. What do big boys with expensive sports cars do to girls? They drive them crazy!
  134. What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
  135. When do car batteries recharge their energy? When you breakfast!
  136. Why should you always check your tyres for punctures? In case there’s a fork in the road!
  137. What type of driver always destroys the road trip plans? The screwdriver.
  138. What do cars do at the disco? The Brake Dance.
  139. What is a dairy farmer’s favorite car? A Cattle-lack.
  140. What did the bumpy road say to the car? We wheel, We wheel Rock you!
  141. What do you call Alex standing between two wheels? Alexle.
  142. My Subaru accidentally skidded over the bridge. I guess it’s now a Scuba-ru.
  143. Why don’t cars like long drives? They find them a drag.
  144. I dated a Porche guy.His lifestyle was a true definition of Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything (PORCHE).
  145. Why do old Italians love IROC cars that much? It’s because IROC stands for ‘Italian Retirees Out Cruising’ spirit.
  146. What did the car say to the other car? Wheel, wheel, wheel.
  147. How do you top a car? Tep on the brake tupid.
  148. What do you intend to do with your new car? I intend to drive it into the ground someday.
  149. How do cars greet each other? Long time, no Seat!
  150. What do you do if your pet elephant can’t fit in the car? Pop the boot.
  151. What is a Nissan Patrol? It is a Nissan’s Poor Attempt To Rip Off Landcruiser, PATROL.
  152. What do they play before a car movie? The trailer.
  153. Why are Jeeps so expensive to maintain? The answer is in the name itself: Just Empty Every Pocket, Jeep.
  154. How do you tell someone bad news about their car? I hate to brake it to you…
  155. What do we call a Lada car without wheels? A Skip.
  156. How did the dinosaur feel after he’d been in a car crash? Very-saurus!
  157. What is the only good things about Ford Cars? They come with the problemed circled for you to see.
  158. What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire.
  159. When does a car stop being a car? When it turns into a drive-in!
  160. Why was grandpa swiping the car? It was a smart car.

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