80+ Spring Jokes To Get Everyone Laughing

If you’re looking for funny jokes, knock-knock jokes, and other quotes that guarantee a good laugh for the spring season, we’ve got you covered! Find your favorite spring joke in our list of best spring jokes.

Whether you want some jokes for April Fool’s Day or Mother’s Day, you’re sure to find the best springtime jokes here. Enjoy!

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How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants.
Why are waterbeds so bouncy? They’re filled with spring water.
Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having her babies in the spring.
What does winter fat turn into? Spring rolls.
When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers
How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Fill it with spring water.
Why is Star Wars‘ Yoda such a good gardener? He has a green thumb.
What season is it best to go on a trampoline? Spring time
How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new buds!
What do you call a rabbit with flees? Bugs Bunny
How did the bee brush his hair? With a honeycomb.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls? Seasoning.
What did the dirt say to the rain? You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!
What goes up when the rain goes down? Umbrellas
Name a bow that can’t be tied. A rainbow
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
What do you get when two plants kiss? Tulips!
What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill? Spring rolls.
What’s Irish and comes out in Spring? Paddy O’Furniture
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What falls but never gets hurt? The rain!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it!
Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business? Because it’s when you can really “rake” in the money!
What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!
When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond? He was trying to grow a water-melon.
What did the big flower say to the little one? You’re really growing, bud!
What do gardeners wear on their legs? Garden hose.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom? A son-flower!
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.
How do you know that bees are happy? Because they hum while they work.
Which spring month can’t ever make a decision? MAYbe
What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour garden.
What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.
Everyone has these on their face. What are they? Tulips
What did summer say to spring? Help – I’m about to fall!
Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed tweet-ment!
How do you plant a kiss in spring? With two lips.
What do you call a well-dressed lion? A dandy lion!
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer? A bloomin’ onion!
Can bees fly in the rain? Not without their yellow jackets!
When is it impossible to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany.
What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs.
What month always asks questions and permission? May!
Why did one bee tease the other bee ?Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
What did the seed say to the flower? OK, Bloomer!
What do you call a mushroom who is the life of the party? A fun-gi.
Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why are oak trees so forgiving? Every spring they turn over a new leaf
How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio.
What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? Where in earth have you been?”
What is an herb garden’s favorite singer? Elvis Parsley
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Did you know we prank one another on April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware!
Why are maple trees so forgiving? Every Fall they “Let It Go”
What do you do say it’s raining chickens and ducks in April? Did you see this fowl weather?
Why did the worm cross the ruler? To become an inch worm.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting? Yes, I thaw!
What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant? EGG-plants!
What did the spring say to the airplane? Boeing!!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale? The rest of the bed is still full price though…
Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress? Oh no, I use it all year.
Which bug is related to you? Your aunt.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein.
What is a flower’s favorite song? “Rain On Me” by Lady Gaga.
What herb is the freshest in April? Spring-thyme.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of daffodils? A spring-er spaniel.
How do you announce to someone that winter is coming to an end? You spring it on them.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say? Hail to the spring!
What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!

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