Monster Jokes for Kids

Monster jokes for kids are silly, clean jokes about funny creatures like Frankenstein, werewolves, zombies, Bigfoot, Godzilla, dragons, and the monsters hiding under the bed. Use these funny monster jokes for Halloween parties, lunch box notes, classroom fun, trick-or-treat laughs, and family giggles all October long.

Print the free monster joke cards at the end of the post for lunch boxes, party favors, classroom treats, or boo baskets.

Cute cartoon monsters around the words Monster Jokes for Kids with a flashlight, clock, flowers, and Bigfoot — Funny monster jokes for kids make Halloween parties, lunch boxes, and classroom fun a little more silly and a lot more fun.

Funny Monster Jokes for Kids

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
What do monsters eat for lunch?
Scare-wiches.
Why did the monster cross the road?
To scare the chicken.
What did the monster say after eating a clown?
That tasted funny.
What is a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.
What kind of music do monsters listen to?
Heavy metal.
What do monsters say before dinner?
Bone appétit.
What do monsters use to fix their hair?
Scare spray.
Why did the monster take a nap?
He was dead tired.
Why did the monster bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high ghoul.
What do monsters eat at the movies?
Pop-scare.
Why did the monster open a bakery?
He made great scare-cakes.
What do you call a monster who loves to sing?
A mon-star.
What do you call a monster with no feet?
Anything you want. He cannot chase you.
What do you call a monster with one eye?
A see-clops.
What kind of monster is the best dancer?
The boogieman.
Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?
He was homesick.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello.
What is the best way to talk to a monster?
From a distance.
What did the monster order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What is a monster’s favorite vegetable?
A scare-rot.

Cute green dragon sleeping under a purple blanket for the joke Why did the dragon sleep all day

Frankenstein Jokes

What monster plays the most tricks?
Prank-enstein.
Why was Frankenstein always laughing?
Because the doctor kept him in stitches.
Why did Frankenstein get invited to every party?
He was a real live wire.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite dance?
The monster mash.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster love the gym?
He was a body builder.
What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
It was love at first fright.
Why was Frankenstein so good at baseball?
He had a great arm.
Why did Frankenstein go to the chiropractor?
He was feeling stiff.

Werewolf Jokes

What is a werewolf’s favorite day of the week?
Moonday.
Why did the werewolf go to the barber?
He had a hairy situation.
What do werewolves eat for breakfast?
Howl-meal.
Why was the werewolf a good singer?
He had a great howl.
What kind of dog does a werewolf have?
A scare-ier.
What do werewolves read before bed?
Hairy tales.
Did you hear about the wolves’ all-night party?
It was a howling success.
What monster wears the most clothes?
A wear-wolf.

Zombie Jokes

What is a zombie’s favorite meal?
Brain food.
Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his dead-ucation.
Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.
What did the zombie say to his date?
You look drop-dead gorgeous.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders.
Why did the zombie go to the bank?
He wanted to check his balance.
What did the zombie order at the restaurant?
A table for chew.
Why do zombies love books?
They are full of brainy ideas.
Why did the zombie join the football team?
He had a great dead sprint.

Bigfoot, Godzilla, Sea Monster, and Dragon Jokes

What size shoes does Bigfoot wear?
Big ones.
What does Bigfoot eat for breakfast?
Sas-squash.
Why did Bigfoot take a camera into the woods?
He wanted to prove humans are real.
Why did Bigfoot never get invited inside?
He tracked mud everywhere.
What does Godzilla drive?
A monster truck!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Why did the sea monster blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Why did the dragon sleep all day?
He was fired up all night.
Why did the dragon bring a suitcase?
He was ready to take flight.
What do you call a dragon who tells jokes?
A firecracker.

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Under the Bed Monster Jokes

Why did the monster hide under the bed?
He was scared of the kid.
What do monsters keep under their beds?
People.
Why did the monster under the bed need a flashlight?
He was afraid of the dark.
What did the little monster say at bedtime?
Can I have one more scary story?
Why did the monster look under the bed?
He was checking for kids.
What did the monster say when the child cleaned the room?
Where am I supposed to hide now?

Halloween Monster Jokes

Why do monsters love Halloween?
Because everyone else finally looks normal.
What do monsters wear trick-or-treating?
People costumes.
What do monsters say on Halloween?
Trick or shriek!
What did the monster say after Halloween was over?
That was a scream.
Why did the monster wear a costume?
He wanted to look like a kid.
Why did the monster go trick-or-treating alone?
Everyone was too scared to go with him.

Monster Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Do not cry, it is only a monster joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much for the candy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you doing this Halloween?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie nice and give me some candy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan a monster under my bed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scare.
Scare who?
Scare you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! There is a monster behind you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roar.
Roar who?
Roar you ready for Halloween?

Printable Monster Joke Cards

Print these monster jokes and tuck them into lunch boxes, classroom treat bags, Halloween party favors, or boo baskets. You can also cut them apart and let kids take turns reading a joke out loud at a Halloween party.

Why did the monster eat a flashlight?
He wanted a light snack.
Why did the monster sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time.
Why did the monster go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little green.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did the monster eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What kind of shoes do monsters wear?
Sneak-ers.
What did the monster say after cleaning his room?
It looks spook-tacular.
What is a monster’s favorite flower?
A boo-quet.
What is a monster’s favorite Halloween candy?
Anything bite-sized.
Why do zombies make good workers?
They are deadicated.
What do monsters play at recess?
Hide and shriek.
Why is Bigfoot so hard to find?
Because he is always one step ahead.

More Halloween Jokes for Kids

Keep the spooky fun going with even more Halloween jokes for kids. Try these ghost jokes, witch jokes, vampire jokes, mummy jokes, and the full Halloween jokes collection for clean jokes, puns, riddles, and printable lunch box laughs all October long.

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