Ghost Jokes

Ghost jokes can be a great way to lighten the mood and have a good laugh. Whether you’re telling them around a campfire or just trying out some new material, ghost jokes are sure to bring some giggles.

Here is a collection of the best ghost-related puns, riddles, and one-liners that will have you and your friends laughing. So sit back, relax, and get ready for some spooky laughs!

Happy haunting! 🎃👻😂

1. What do ghosts turn on in summer? The scare-conditioner!
2. Why do ghosts hate the rain? It dampens their spirits.
3. Why did the ghost feel embarrassed? He had a boo-ger.
4. Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.
5. Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
6. What is a ghost pirate’s favorite type of tea? Boo tea.
7. How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried.
8. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
9. How did the ghost unlock the door? Using a spoo-key.
10. What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
11. How does a Ghost say good-bye? I can’t wait to seance you again.
12. What did the ghost boy want for Halloween? A ghoulfriend.
13. How does a ghost sneeze? Ahh…ahh…ahh…BOO!
14. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
15. Where do ghosts go shopping? At the boo-tique.
16. What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
17. What sound do you hear if you explode a Ghost? kaBOOm!
18. What do Italian ghosts eat? Spooketti Boolognese.
19. On which day are ghosts most scary? Fright-day!
20. What do you say when you catch a ghost? Gotchu Boo!
21. What is a ghost’s least favourite room in a house? The living room.
22. Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
23. What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo berries.
24. What day do ghosts do their howling? On Moan-day!
25. Why did ghost take the elevator? To lift his spirits.
26. What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
27. What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? That was spectre-cular!
28. How did the boyfriend know that his girlfriend was a ghost? He had his suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
29. What did the cheerleader say to the ghost? Show your spirit.
30. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
31. Why didn’t the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with.
32. Who did the ghost take to prom? A ghoul-friend!
33. Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
34. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Contrary to popular belief, it’s not actually ice scream. It’s actually terror-misu.
35. What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast? Stop goblin your dessert.
36. How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.
37. What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
38. Did you hear about the stoner ghost? He got arrested for possession.
39. What do a skeleton and ghost have in common? You can see right through both of them!
40. Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
41. What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Keep your eyes on the board while I go through it again.
42. Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!
43. Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
44. What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism.
45. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-etti
46. What’s a little ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
47. Where on the street do ghosts live? At the dead end.
48. Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
49. Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
50. Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies.
51. What do ghosts eat on Halloween? Ghoulash
52. What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
53. Which ghost won the dance competition? The Boogie Man.
54. What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
55. Is Casper a boy or a girl? Casper is a Ghoul.
56. What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends.
57. What do ghosts like to drink the most? Ghoul-ade!
58. What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner? The grave-y.
59. What’s a ghost’s favorite tree? Ceme-trees.
60. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
61. Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
62. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
63. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? I Scream.
64. What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor? Lemon and slime.
65. Where did the spook go to send a parcel? The ghost office.
66. Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
67. Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
68. What does an exorcist do when his clients won’t pay up? He gets the ghosts to repossess the house.
69. How should you greet a Ghost? “Long time, no see.”
70. What happens when you crack a bad joke about ghosts? It haunts you for the rest of your life.
71. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
72. Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
73. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
74. What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts!
75. Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
76. What do ghost cowboys wear? BoOoOts.
77. What do spooks with poor eyesight wear? Spook-tacles!
78. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day”scare” centers.
79. What kind of horses do ghosts ride? Night-mares.
80. Where do ghosts turn to to find astrological readings? Their horror-scopes.
81. When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.
82. Why did the Ghost make such a good host? She was the Ghostest with the mostest.
83. Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That’s the spirit.
84. What does a ghost do when he gets in the car? Puts his sheet belt on!
85. When are ghosts the most scary? On Fright-day.
86. What did the girl ghost say to the boy ghost? You are my boo.
87. Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
88. What do Ghosts eat on a Sunday? Ghost Chicken and grave-y.
89. Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house? Because the ghosts will bring the boos.
90. What does a Ghost say on December 31st? Happy boo year!
91. What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
92. What noise do ghosts make when they’re sad? Boo-hoo.
93. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
94. What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? “Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!”
95. What’s a fat ghost’s biggest fear? Being exercised.
96. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries
97. Why are some ghosts so happy? Every shroud has a silver lining.
98. What does a panda ghost eat for dinner? Bam-boo!
99. Did you hear about the ghost who got lost in the fog? He will be mist.
100. What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
101. How do you sneak into a school for ghosts? Just act super natural.
102. What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story? Little Boo Peep!
103. Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
104. What do ghosts do at sleepovers? Tell scary human stories.
105. Where do baby ghosts spend the day when their parents are at work? Day-scare.
106. Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
107. What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
108. Why don’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet.
109. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a
110. What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
111. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
112. What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
113. How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
114. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
115. What is a ghost’s favorite lake in North America? Lake Eerie.
116. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license
117. What do you call a ghost in a fireplace? A toasty ghosty.
118. Why do ghosts do during deer season? They get a haunting license.
119. How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs.The other gets full pay at their jobs.
120. Why do French ghosts smell so bad? Zay are, ow you say, “covered in sheet.”
121. Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques..
122. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key
123. What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.
124. What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker poodle boo.
125. What did the ghost use to wash its hair? Sham-boo.
126. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
127. How did Scrooge end up with the football? The ghost of Christmas passed.
128. What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end.
129. What’s a pirate ghost’s favorite kind of tea? Boo-tea.
130. What’s Another Name For A Necrophiliac? Ghost Rider.
131. Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team? He heard the coach say that they needed a little team spirit.
132. Who was the most frustrated ghost ever? The one that haunted Helen Keller’s house.
133. What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
134. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
135. Why did the ghost go to the thrift shop? He was bargain haunting.
136. What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
137. What do you call a Christian who lost their faith? Holy Ghosted.
138. What kind of car does a ghost drive? A Boogatti.
139. What do you call it when a ghost feels like it’s haunted the same house before? De ja Boo!
140. What do you call a press secretary’s ghost? A spooksperson.

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