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Birthday Jokes are my newest collection of funny jokes for kids of all ages, including some Birthday puns!
Funny Birthday Jokes are just a few of my joke collections here at Skip to My Lou! So, you’ve heard it said that laughter is the best medicine and I firmly believe in that kind of medicine! For more groans and giggles, try these joke collections: Dog Jokes and Chemistry Jokes.
Happy Birthday Jokes
- How come you didn’t get me a birthday present? You did say I should surprise you, right?
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
- What kind of birthday does the Snow Queen like? Any birthday with frosting and icing!
- Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
- Why do all of my relatives keep reminding me how old I am on my birthday? Because age is a relative thing.
- What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once.
- Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer? Because it was a pound cake.
- Did you hear about the birthday candle sale? It was a big blowout!
- How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
- What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like? I scream cake.
- Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
- Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party? It was the icing on the cake.
- What was the elephant’s birthday wish? A trunk full of gifts.
- How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad? If it’s in tiers.
- What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
- Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties? They love getting lit!
- Why are birthdays good for your health? Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
- What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday? “Hope you have a gouda birthday!”
- Why couldn’t the pony sing happy birthday? She was feeling a little hoarse.
- Why don’t kids remember much about their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present.
- Which side is the left side of a birthday cake? The side that hasn’t been eaten yet.
- What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
- What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.
- What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? Have a fin-tastic day.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
- What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce join you for birthday cake.
- Why don’t owls give each other birthday gifts? Because they don’t give a hoot!
- Happy Birthday to a man of few words or as I like to call you…Silent But Dadly!
- It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”, she said, “Just give me something with diamonds”. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
- What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven? Angel food cake.
- Wine improves with age. We improve with wine.
- What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music!
- Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? A: It was a sappy one!
- What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party? Aye-matey!
- What did the boy say when his parents hired a clown for his birthday party? Thanks, I really appreciate the jester.
- Where can you find the best birthday present ideas for cats? In cat-alogues.
- What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
- What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
- What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.
- What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? You’re so cool!
- What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom? A birthday potty!
- How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He had a whale of a time.
- What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes? Mice cream.
- Why couldn’t the pony sing happy birthday? She was feeling a little hoarse.
- What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus have in common?
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age.
- Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years? They only get to celebrate them on leap years.
- Why don’t kids remember much about their past birthday parties? They’re too focused on the present
- What kind of music is bad for balloons? Pop music.
- What did one lion say to the other on its birthday? Yay, it’s roar birthday!
- Why did the student eat his homework on his birthday? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How to celebrate at your Next Happy Birthday Party!
Not everyone enjoys turning one year older, so planning a funny birthday party can help lighten the mooooo-d! (Get it, Happy Birthday to Moo!) Have you considered writing jokes on the vinyl tablecloths or cups for the next gathering? Likewise, guests can take turns reading the jokes at their place setting!
Therefore, if you like to send daily texts to those far away, you could send 1 joke a day for their entire Birthday Month! Above all, let me know in the comments how you plan to use these birthday jokes!
More Birthday Ideas and Activities!
Celebrating birthdays takes planning and perusing unless you use all my resources here at Skip to My Lou! In short, take a look at these ideas and HAVE FUN!
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