Looking for funny witch jokes for kids? These clean witch jokes, puns, riddles, and knock knock jokes are perfect for Halloween parties, lunch box notes, classroom fun, boo baskets, trick-or-treat laughs, and spooky family fun.
Grab your broomstick, stir the cauldron, and get ready for some spell-tacular witch jokes that will have kids cackling!
and spooky family fun.
Funny Witch Jokes for Kids
1. What do witches ask for at a hotel?
Broom service.
2. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
3. What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates.
4. What sound does a witchโs car make?
Broom, broom!
5. What happened to the naughty witch at school?
She was ex-spelled.
6. Whatโs the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which.
7. Why couldnโt the little witch read her spell book?
It was written in curse-ive.
8. What kind of tests do witches take in school?
Hex-aminations.
9. What do witches do after school?
Witch crafts.
10. What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
11. Why did the witch bring a ladder to the Halloween party?
She wanted to raise the spirits.
12. Why was the witch so good at reading?
She always followed the spell check.
13. Why did the witch open a cleaning business?
She already had the broom.
14. Why did the witch bring a pencil to the cauldron?
She wanted to draw up a spell.
15. Why did the witch go to the library?
She wanted to check out some spell books.
16. Why was the witchโs broom always tired?
It was swept off its feet.
17. Why did the witch bring string to the Halloween party?
She wanted to tie up some loose spells.
18. Why did the witch sit by the fireplace?
She was under a warm spell.
19. Why did the witch love Halloween night?
It was the one night everyone appreciated her style.
20. Why did the witch take her broom to the mechanic?
It needed a sweep-up.
21. Why did the witch love school?
She was great at spelling.
22. Why did the witch bring a map on Halloween?
She wanted to know which way to fly.
23. Why did the witchโs broom get an award?
It swept the competition.
24. Why did the witch make soup on Halloween?
She wanted something warm in the cauldron.
25. Why did the witch join the band?
She was great on the broom-bone.
26. What did the witch say to the messy room?
Time for a clean sweep.
27. Why did the witch like fall best?
It was perfect flying weather.
28. Why did the witch bring a notebook to the cauldron?
She wanted to take spell notes.
29. Why did the witch wear a pointy hat?
To stay sharp.
30. Why did the witch bring a broom to the race?
She wanted to sweep the finish line.
Short Witch Jokes
31. What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
32. What is a witchโs favorite drink?
Witchโs brew.
33. What is a witchโs favorite dessert?
I-scream.
34. What is a witchโs favorite snack?
Spell mix.
35. What do witches use at the beach?
Sunscream.
36. What do witches read?
Spell books.
37. What do witches use to clean?
Brooms.
38. What is a witchโs favorite day?
Fright-day.
39. Where do witches park?
In the broom lot.
40. What do witches wear in the rain?
Broom boots.
41. What is a witchโs favorite game?
Hide and shriek.
42. What is a witchโs favorite room?
The broom room.
43. What do witches say before bedtime?
Sleep tight and spell well.
44. What do witches use to call their friends?
A spell-phone.
45. What is a witchโs favorite party snack?
Boo chips.
46. What is a witchโs favorite exercise?
Hex-ercises.
47. What do witches use to write with?
A magic marker.
48. What kind of shoes do witches wear?
Broom slippers.
49. What is a witchโs favorite kind of weather?
A spell of sunshine.
50. What do witches say when they leave?
Broom for now!
Witch Puns
51. What do you call a witch who is always hopeful?
Witchful thinking.
52. What do you call a witch who loves books?
Spellbound.
53. What do you call a witch who tells great stories?
A spellbinder.
54. What do you call a witch who likes to save money?
A broom shopper.
55. What do you call a witch who loves crafts?
A witch crafter.
56. What do you call a witch who loves music?
A broom-box star.
57. What do you call a witch who is great at sports?
A broom player.
58. What do you call a witch who loves science?
A labra-cadabra expert.
59. What do you call a witch who loves Halloween?
A true boo-liever.
60. What do you call a witch with a great smile?
Brew-tiful.
61. What do you call a witch who loves maps?
A witch-way finder.
62. What do you call a witch who makes everyone laugh?
A cackle queen.
63. What do you call a witch who loves to dance?
A spell-stepper.
64. What do you call a witchโs favorite list?
A witch list.
65. What do you call a witch who loves the stars?
A sky-caster.
Witch Knock Knock Jokes
66. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Witch. Witch who?
Witch way to the candy?
67. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Witch. Witch who?
Witch one of you has the Halloween treats?
68. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broom?
69. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Boo. Boo who?
Donโt cry, itโs only a little witch joke!
70. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Broom. Broom who?
Broom for one more trick-or-treater?
71. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Spell. Spell who?
Spell you later!
72. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Hazel. Hazel who?
Hazel little witch flown by here?
73. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Cackle. Cackle who?
Cackle you later!
74. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Cauldron. Cauldron who?
Cauldron you please open the door?
75. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Hex. Hex who?
Hex-cuse me, do you have any candy?
76. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Potion. Potion who?
Potion the door open, please!
77. Knock, knock. Whoโs there? Which. Which who?
Which witch is at the door?
Witch Dad Jokes
78. Why did the witch stare at the orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
79. Why did the witch love her calendar?
It helped her plan every spell.
80. Why did the witch open a bakery?
She wanted to make spell-cakes.
81. Why did the witch bring a suitcase to Halloween?
She was going on a frightseeing trip.
82. Why did the witch like her new shoes?
They were made for brooming.
83. Why did the witch bring a flashlight?
She wanted to brighten up the dark arts.
84. Why did the witch laugh at her own joke?
Because it was spell-tacular.
Halloween Witch Jokes
85. Why did the witch decorate her house for Halloween?
She wanted it to look boo-tiful.
86. Why did the witch invite the ghost to the party?
She needed someone to lift her spirits.
87. Why did the witch love trick-or-treating?
She always knew which house had candy.
88. What did the witch say to the jack-oโ-lantern?
You light up my night.
89. Why did the witch bring extra candy?
She wanted to sweeten the spell.
90. Why did the witch love the Halloween parade?
It was a real scream.
91. Why did the witch fly over the pumpkin patch?
She wanted a gourd view.
92. Why did the witch take her broom trick-or-treating?
She didnโt want to walk from house to house.
93. What did the witch say at the end of Halloween night?
That was fang-tastic, frightful, and fun.
94. Why did the witch love October?
It was full of treats, tricks, and a little magic.
Printable Witch Joke Cards
These printable witch joke cards are perfect for Halloween lunch box notes, classroom party favors, boo baskets, and trick-or-treat bags. Print the page, cut apart the cards, and tuck a little spooky laugh wherever you need one.
or Halloween treat bags.
95. Why did the witch love the computer?
It had spell check.
96. What did the witch say when she got a new broom?
This one really sweeps me off my feet.
97. Why did the witchโs team lose the baseball game?
All their bats flew away.
98. What do witches eat for breakfast?
Lucky Charms.
99. What do witches put on to go trick-or-treating?
Mas-scare-a.
100. What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
101. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch.
102. Why did the witch take a nap?
She needed to rest a spell.
103. Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
104. What do you call a witchโs garage?
A broom closet.
105. Why donโt witches wear flat hats?
Because thereโs no point.
106. What happened to the witch who rode her broom while angry?
She flew off the handle.
Ways to Use These Witch Jokes
These kid friendly witch jokes are perfect for all kinds of Halloween fun. Tuck one into a lunch box, print them as joke cards, read a few at a classroom party, add them to boo baskets, or use them as silly Halloween dinner conversation starters.
You can also use these witch jokes for:
- Halloween lunch box notes
- Classroom party games
- Halloween treat bags
- Boo baskets
- Printable joke cards
- Trick-or-treat laughs
- October morning announcements
- Family Halloween parties
For younger kids, use the short witch jokes and knock knock jokes. For older kids, the witch puns and dad jokes are usually the biggest hit.
More Halloween Jokes for Kids
Keep the spooky laughs going with even more Halloween jokes for kids.
- Halloween Jokes for Kids
- Fall Jokes
- Ghost Jokes
- Vampire Jokes
- Skeleton Puns
- Monster Jokes
- Mummy Jokes
- Funny Jokes for Kids
You might also like these Halloween activities:
- Witch Drawing
- Witch Coloring Pages
- Ghost Drawing
- Halloween Coloring Pages
- Cute Halloween Coloring Pages
- Youโve Been Booed Printables
Whether you are planning a classroom party, filling lunch boxes, or getting ready for a night of trick-or-treating, these witch jokes are an easy way to add a little magic to Halloween.
