Space Jokes

Are you an aspiring astronaut or a space enthusiast? If so, then this post is for you! We have gathered some of the funniest and most creative jokes about space that are sure to bring a smile to your face.

Whether you’re looking for something silly to share with friends or just want to enjoy some lighthearted humor, these space jokes are sure to do the trick! Read on for a list of side-splitting space jokes that will take you out of this world. Enjoy!

1. Why does the moon need money? It’s on its last quarter.
2. What is money called in space? Star bucks.
3. What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
4. Why couldn’t the astronaut put the helmet on her head? Because she didn’t have enough space.
5. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? “Comet me, bro!”
6. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
7. What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books!
8. What do astronauts listen to on the radio? Nep-tunes.
9. Where do astronauts keep their Astronaut Foods Snacks? In their launch box.
10. Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar.
11. How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower.
12. What will they call the first interstellar currency? Starbucks.
13. What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon!
14. Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space.
15. What do stars say when they apologize to one another? “I’m starry.”
16. What’s E.T. short for? He has little legs.
17. Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because it’s too out of this world!
18. What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized.
19. What do you call a loony spaceman? An astronut.
20. What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A mars bar.
21. Where would an astronaut park his space ships? A parking meteor.
22. Why couldn’t the star stay focused? He kept spacing out.
23. Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? It had no atmosphere
24. What did the alien say when he was out of room? I’m all spaced out!
25. What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX.
26. Which type of stars always wear glasses in space? Movie stars.
27. How do you keep your pants up in space? With an asteroid belt.
28. What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon? A meateor.
29. What did the alien say to the garden? “Take me to your weeder!”
30. What do you win in a space talent competition? A constellation prize.
31. What do you say to a three-headed alien? Hello. Hello. Hello.
32. What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.
33. Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? They had a big launch.
34. Why was the star arrested? It was a shooting star.
35. What do you give a nervous alien? Lots of space.
36. How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road? Ewoked.
37. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the milky way.
38. What channel should you watch if you want to laugh? The comet-y channel.
39. Why did the alien borrow a computer? To log onto Spacebook.
40. What does Earth say to tease the other planets? “You guys have no life.”
41. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
42. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.
43. What animal followed the cow over the moon? A space sheep.
44. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum? He got stuck in Orbit.
45. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.
46. Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe.
47. Where do you find the most felines in space? In the catmosphere.
48. What do planets like to read? Comet books.
49. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.
50. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a space ship? A U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho.
51. What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX.
52. What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.
53. What’s an alien’s pet called? An extra furrestrial.
54. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.
55. Why did Neptune break up with Uranus? They wanted a Plutonic relationship.
56. What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes!
57. Why did the alien go to Saturn? To go ring shopping.
58. What do the papers do when an astronaut dies? They run an orbituary.
59. Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment.
60. Why is life on Earth so expensive? It includes a free trip around the sun every year.
61. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it is a little meteor.
62. Which is closer, Florida or the moon? The moon. You can’t see Florida from here.
63. Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? They read the reviews: one star.
64. What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
65. What do astronomers do when they finish calculating the time from sunup to sundown? They call it a day.
66. Why couldn’t the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth? There wasn’t enough space to fly it.
67. Which stars wear glasses? Movie stars.
68. What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until it’s ripe!
69. What does the queen alien drink every morning? Gravi-tea.
70. When do Astronauts get up for work? Alien the morning.
71. If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get? Missle-toe.
72. Why did the Americans win the space race? Because the Soviets were Stalin.
73. How does an alien get a haircut? Eclipse it.
74. What is the most common plant in space? Venus flytrap.
75. Where can planets update their status? Their Spacebook account.
76. How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle? A tractor beam.
77. What do aliens do after they get married? Go on their honeyearth.
78. What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy? Snailiens.
79. What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar? A sateli-lite beet
80. What do you call a lazy man in space? A procrastonaut.
81. What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy? A martian-mallow!
82. What do you call an almond on a space ship? An astro-nut.
83. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship? “Time to get your booster shot!”
84. Why will space be a popular tourist spot? The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.
85. Why is the moon constantly moody? She’s just going through a phase.
86. Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
87. What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
88. Who was the first deer in space? Buck Rogers.
89. Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner? Because Mercury moved in.
90. What’s the best board game to play with your family in space? Moon-opoly!
91. What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping? Moon-zerella cheese.
92. What made the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had extremely cold hands.
93. What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.
94. Where did the moon get its degree? The moon-iversity!
95. Which is older: the moon or the sun? The moon, because it can stay out all night.
96. Why do Saturn’s two moons swap orbit every four years? To keep minty fresh.
97. What do you do if your car doesn’t fit in a parking spot? You moon-ouver it.
98. How did the alien break its phone? He Saturn it.
99. What’s a meal on the moon called? A satellite dish.
100. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? He was taking asteroids.
101. Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun? He never wanted to go out with her at night.
102. What do you call croissants in space? Spacetries.
103. What’s the moon’s favorite bagel? Cinna-moon raisin.
104. Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt? It’s a big waist of space.
105. What breakfast food is the moon known for serving? Crescents!
106. What do you call a bee in a space rocket? Bracket
107. Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.

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