Shark Jokes

If you’re looking to get a laugh out of your friends and family, look no further than this long list of shark jokes! Sharks are one of the most iconic and beloved animals in the ocean, so it’s not surprise that they have been immortalized in a variety of funny puns and one-liners. From jokes about their teeth to jokes about their size, these shark jokes are sure to make everyone smile. So dive in and get ready for some serious fun! Enjoy!

1. How can you tell if two sharks are friends? They act chummy with one another.
2. Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air!
3. What did the shark get when he traveled to the Arctic Ocean? Frostbite.
4. What did the shark plead in court? Gill-ty.
5. Where do sharks go on vacation? Fin-land.
6. Why won’t sharks eat clowns? They taste funny!
7. What advice did the dad shark give his son? Go take a bite out of life!
8. What’s a shark’s favorite event to attend? The carnival!
9. What do a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites!
10. What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement? De-fin-itely.
11. How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? He nailed it!
12. What’s a shark’s favorite song? Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing.
13. Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus? Because he knew he was well-armed!
14. What do sharks order at McDonald’s? A quarter flounder with cheese.
15. Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef? To get to the other tide.
16. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny…
17. What do you call a shark in a bad mood? Grumpy gills.
18. Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character? Chewbacca.
19. Why are sharks hard to trust? They tell great white lies.
20. What is a shark’s favorite bible story? Noah’s Shark.
21. Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete? He led his team to the chompionship!
22. What did the daddy shark say to the kid shark? “Watch that sharkasm, young man!”
23. Where do lonely dad sharks go to find companionship? Sand bars.
24. What do daddy sharks do when they have a big choice to make? Chews wisely.
25. Why did the shark get sent to jail? He was involved with some fishy business.
26. What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food? A jellyfish filled donut.
27. What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween? Goblin sharks.
28. What did the mom shark say to her mouthy son? Don’t get sharky, son.
29. Who’s the best baseball shark around? Shark McGwire
30. What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper? Don’t worry, I’ll catch you.
31. What’s a shark’s favorite card game? Go fish.
32. What are a shark’s two most favorite words? Man overboard.
33. A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean. Researchers advise not swimming there.
34. What did the shark say to the surfer? Come on in, the water’s fine!
35. What’s a great white’s favorite tune? Dun-uh. Dun-uh. Dun-uh.
36. What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme? Jack and Gill.
37. What do you call a dapper shark? So-fish-dicated.
38. What song do sharks sing while they hunt for food? Don’t Stop Bleedin’
39. What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks? Card sharks.
40. What did the pirate shark sing with his crew? “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”
41. What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies? I’m hammered.
42. What type of sharks do carpenters like? The hammerhead and saw shark.
43. What sharks are the shortest? Ground sharks.
44. What does a hammerhead shark call a headache? A hammering head.
45. Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
46. What do you call two sharks who get married? Hooked for life.
47. What’s a shark’s favorite candy? Jaw breakers.
48. What was the last word of the shark movie? Fin.
49. What does a dentist say to his shark patients? Let’s see those chompers.
50. Who’s Iron Man’s alter-ego in the sea world? Tony Shark.
51. What did the shark say to his wife during a fight? You’re just being jaw-matic.
52. How do sharks find things online? They surf the fin-ternet.
53. How do sharks greet the day? With the saying “time to rise and tide.”
54. Why was the shark so funny? He was fluent in shark-asm.
55. In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen? Jaws and effect.
56. How does a shark family get a vacation started? By setting the wheels in ocean.
57. What did one shark say to the other after an awkward moment? Whale, that was weird.
58. What did the 18-year-old shark ask his parents when they kicked him out of the reef? Why are you casting me out?
59. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
60. What’s a shark’s favorite game? Hide and go eat!
61. What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show? Shark Trek.
62. Which sharks do you find in heaven? Angel sharks.
63. Who is the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare.
64. Why is a seal with just one fin safe to swim in shark infested waters? Like everyone else, sharks know that if the seal is broken the food isn’t safe to consume!
65. What do you call the mushy stuff between a great white shark’s teeth? Slow swimmers.
66. Why did the shark eat a pineapple before attacking the sailor? Pineapple makes seamen taste better
67. What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
68. What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
69. What kind of shark only hunts people? A loan shark!!
70. What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? It got lockjaw.
71. Why did the shark throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
72. What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea, but I wouldn’t try milking it.
73. Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables? They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
74. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? An animal that talks your head off.
75. How do you make a shark laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
76. What kind of shark likes to gamble? A card shark!
77. What’s a shark’s favorite movie? The Shaw-shark Redemption.
78. What did the street shark say when something radical happened? JAWESOME.
79. Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!
80. What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible.
81. What did one shark say to the other shark? There’s some-fin special about you!
82. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark…The novelty is wearing a little fin!
83. I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
84. What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship? It’s ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky.
85. What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework? His shark ate it!
86. What do yuppie sharks like to drink? Jaw-va.
87. What sort of fish operates on a sick shark? A sturgeon!
88. What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? Do not consume if seal is broken!
89. How did the crazy shark become normal again? Electro shark therapy.
90. What do British sharks eat? Fish and kids!

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