Welcome to our list of pizza jokes! Take a break and enjoy a good laugh with these hilarious one-liners and puns about everyone’s favorite food. Whether you like classic Margherita, deep dish Chicago style, or something really off the wall, we’ve got some funny jokes for all kinds of pizza lovers. So grab your slice and get ready to giggle!

  1. Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone? It’s cutting edge technology.
  2. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
  3. What do Mexicans use to cut pizzas? Little Ceasers
  4. What do you call a fake pizza? A pepperphony pizza
  5. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
  6. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s way too cheesy.
  7. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby.”
  8. What did one angry pizza say to the other? You want a piece of me?
  9. What did the pepperoni on the pizza say to the mushroom on the pizza? Slice to meat you.
  10. What do you call a sleepy father who got pizza for his kids? Papa Yawns.
  11. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get? You’re indeSLICEsive.
  12. What’s the difference between a musician and a pizza? One can feed a family.
  13. What does Dr Who eat with their pizza? Dalek bread.
  14. What type of person doesn’t love pizza? Weir-dough.
  15. What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it but they cannot eat it.
  16. What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza? You don’t pepper-own me.
  17. What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.
  18. What do you call a sleeping pizza? PiZZZZZZa.
  19. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one? The delivery.
  20. Who is the pizza savior? Cheesus Crust
  21. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? Because he’s such a fungi.
  22. Why was the famous pizza concerned? It was followed by a pepperazzi.
  23. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough.
  24. What is Doctor Strange’s favorite pizza? Sorcerer’s Supreme
  25. What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes? Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
  26. Every overcooked a Hawaiian pizza? Should have put it on aloha temperature.
  27. What would pizza say if it was capable of talking? A lot of cheesy things, probably.
  28. What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza? Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
  29. What’s a morticians wife and pizza have in common? Cold leftovers
  30. What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common? Doh.
  31. Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  32. What is the name of dogs’ favorite pizza? Pupper-runi pizza.
  33. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor? He says, “Make me one with everything.”
  34. Why was the pizza man so bad at telling jokes? Because he always messed up the delivery.
  35. What is the difference between a silly person and a pizza? The first one is easy to cheat and the second one is cheesy to eat.
  36. If pizza could talk, what would it say? Probably lots of cheesy things.
  37. What size of pizza is the most spiritual? A medium.
  38. What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas? Mutt-zarella.
  39. What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza? “Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
  40. What is something that a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and pregnant woman share? Somebody forgot to pull it out at the right time.
  41. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest? Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
  42. What do anchovies, pineapples, and dominoes have in common? They ruin pizza.
  43. What is pizza’s favorite Hollywood movie? Pie Hard.
  44. What do pizzas say to express love? Olive you.
  45. Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness? He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
  46. What is hairdressers’ favorite type of pizza? Perm-asan.
  47. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza? He ate it way before it was cool.
  48. Why was the pizza ringing? It had some bell peppers on it.
  49. What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.
  50. Wanna know why the toppings squeezed together on a pizza? Because there was no mush-room.
  51. What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
  52. How do you make a musician’s car more aerodynamic? Take the pizza sign off the top.
  53. What do a pizza delivery person and a comedian have in common? They have the right stuff but sometimes they get the delivery wrong.
  54. What is something that pizza delivery guys and gynecologists have in common? You can smell it but you can’t eat it.
  55. Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes? Because they don’t cut corners.
  56. How does Old King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep and Crisp and Even
  57. Where do Pharaohs like to eat? Pizza Tut.
  58. Women wear perfume to smell good. And pizzas wear what? Calzone!
  59. What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? “I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
  60. What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
  61. Why was the pizza chef happy when they didn’t have to work? They had more thyme to spend with their kids.
  62. What is the name of a machine that can ruin any pizza? A microwave.
  63. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza? Little Sneezers.
  64. Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut? He’s working in the crust station.
  65. Why did Dracula run out of the pizza restaurant? Someone put garlic on his pizza dough.
  66. What is something that a whole pizza can do but half pizza can’t? Looking around.
  67. What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help? “I cannoli do so much.”
  68. Why are Dubstep musicians so bad at making pizza? Because they always drop the base!
  69. What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas? Saw-sages.
  70. Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home? It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
  71. Why was the pizza shop constantly vandalised? It was owned by Germans
  72. Why could the skunk not call for pizza? His phone was out of odour.
  73. What does a pizza say when it’s afraid? Fold me close.
  74. When does a master pizzaiolo (pizza maker) share his secret pizza recipes? On a knead-to-know basis!
  75. Why aren’t pizza chefs allowed to play baseball? They’re always trying to steal basil!
  76. What did the teacher say about the pizza student? There’s mushroom for improvement!
  77. Why did the man get a super spicy pizza? The waiter thought he ordered a “pepper-only” pizza.
  78. What do you call pizza that’s good for your teeth? Stuffed-Crest pizza.
  79. What do you call a person who can’t decide what kind of pizza to order? Inde-slice-ve.
  80. What do you call a pizza maker who’s reached the top of his game? An aficiona-dough!
  81. What did the pizza say to everyone when the party came to an end? Good pie, everyone.
  82. What does a pizza love to do in its spare time? Go slice-skating.
  83. What do you call a villainous pizza? A pizza work!
  84. Why did Pizza Hut stop making pizza deliveries to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominos were always getting played!
  85. How do you know your in love? If they steal a pizza your heart!
  86. Why does eating pizzas make you sleepy? Because with all of that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some zs!
  87. What kind of jokes do pizza fans like best? Ones with extra cheese!
  88. What did Lionel Messi say when he walked into a pizza parlour? Make it quick like my goals.
  89. How do pizzas feel after being topped with a fresh layer of cheese? They feel grate!
  90. What is pizza’s favourite Hollywood movie? Pie Hard.
  91. How do you sleep after eating a whole pizza? Very pizza-fully!
  92. What does a pizza like to eat for dessert? A slice of pudding.
  93. Why was the pizza so confident? He was feeling saucy!
  94. What do you call a crab eating a pizza? A crust-acean!
  95. What is the best thing to put in a pizza? Teeth.
  96. What does an aardvark like on its pizza? Ant-chovies.
  97. What did the delivery guy say when he was caught taking a nap with an empty pizza box on his lap? “At yeast, let me explain!”
  98. How do you get the college grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
  99. How do pizzas get to work? Quickly!
  100. What do you call it when pizza gives you the runs? Pizzeria.
  101. Why did the man give up on making pizza jokes? Because he couldn’t top his pizza jokes!
  102. What happened when the pizza worked out for the first time in ages? He pulled a ham-string!
  103. What happened when the pizza parlor messed up the customer’s order? The customer ended up with a pepper-only pizza instead of a pepperoni pizza!
  104. What do you call a pizza with no toppings or cheese? Naked!
  105. What do the Peace Corps and all kids really want? They both want peace and pizza!
  106. What did the motivational poster above the pizza makers station say? Cheese the day!
  107. What did the pizza delivery guy say when he quit his job? I’m leaven’!
  108. What happened when the pizza’s girlfriend broke his heart? He was cut and fell apart into eight pieces of pizza!
  109. What exercise do pizzas do to get ready for their day? They get stretched!
  110. What happens to pizza? It’s here today, gone tomato!
  111. How much should you tip a pizza delivery guy? At yeast a few dollars!
  112. A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.The man who uncovered it says “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
  113. What do you get when you cross a historical painting with a pizza? Mona Pizza!

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