Minion Jokes

Are you looking for some laughs? We’ve put together the best minion jokes out there, sure to get a chuckle from anyone who loves these hilarious (and devious) little yellow creatures!

Get ready to laugh through these funny jokes featuring everyone’s favorite mischievous minions. So what are you waiting for? Get your giggle on!

1. What’s a minion’s favourite sci-fi film? Minion in Black
2. What did the minion do to make himself more like his dad? He Gru!
3. What do you call an extra small Minion? Minion-ture.
4. Why did the Minions stop working? It was too Gru-ling.
5. What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes? A despicable bee.
6. What does the minion sing to his Valentine? You’re one in a minion, wo-ohhh.
7. What do minions exceed at school? Gru-p projects.
8. Why did the Minion give up work? The hours were just too Gru-eling.
9. Which clothes shop do Minions like best? Banana Republic.
10. What do Minion ghosts eat? Boo-nanas.
11. What do you do if you don’t like minions? Don’t worry, they Gru on us too.
12. What’s yellow and always points north? A magnetic minion.
13. Why do minions wear two pairs of pants to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.
14. Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films? They find them too Gru-some.
15. How do Minions get good deals? They use Gru-pon.
16. What is the fastest way for Minions to get from the first floor to the ground floor? By sliding down the banana-ster!
17. What did the minion say to the Doctor? He’s not peeling well.
18. Why did the minion quit his job? The hours were too Gru-eling.
19. What do minions call their Grandmothers? Ba-Nanas.
20. What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru from Despicable Me? A group hug.
21. What type of sickness did the Minion get diagnosed with? Yellow fever.
22. What type of bread of Minions like best? Gru-ten free.
23. Why did the minion cross the road? To get to his banana
24. What did a Mom minion say to her child on their birthday? You’re one in a minion.
25. What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies? They Gru new ones.
26. What do Minions say when they answer the phone? Yellow?
27. What do you call someone who has a huge amount of Minions? A Minion-aire.
28. What did the minion say to the banana? I find you a-peel-ing (just kidding, ‘BANANA!’)
29. When was the first Despicable Me movie released in theaters? I’m not sure, but it feels like a minion years ago.
30. What search engine is the most popular with the minions? Gru-gle.
31. What does the girl do after she has been helped by one of Gru’s henchmen? She thanks a Minion.
32. What do you call a minion’s Nintendo Wii character? Despicable Mii.
33. What did the banana say to the minion? Nothing, bananas can’t talk, silly.
34. What’s a minion’s favourite fashion accessory? Ban-dana
35. What is worse than minion eating bananas? A minion going bananas.
36. What’s Bob’s favorite Tom Cruise movie? Minion Impossible.
37. What type of schools do Minions like going to? Banana sundae schools.
38. What do dentists advise minions to do? Brush your teeth and Gru-gle.
39. What can you call a small onion? A Mini-on!
40. Did you not like Despicable Me at first? Maybe it Gru on you with time.
41. Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday? Because he’d asked for a pair of slippers.
42. Why don’t Minions take the elevator? They prefer the banana-ster.
43. What does the Minion’s say to its favourite food before they leave the house? I’m going bananas.
44. What buzzes and chases minions away from flowers? A despicable bee
45. What’s a minion’s favorite song? “Mellow Yellow” by Donovan.
46. Why couldn’t the minion yell high? Because he could only yell low.
47. What did the doctor say to the Minion? You’ve got yellow fever.
48. What language do Minions speak? Minionese.
49. Why do Minions take their bananas to the hairdressers? Because they get split ends.
50. What’s Bob’s favourite song? Yellow by Coldplay
51. What’s another word for a minion? A Gru-pie.
52. What’s the quickest way for minions to get from the second floor to the first? Sliding down the banana-ster, of course!
53. What did the policeman say when he bumped into Bob, Stuart and Kevin? Yellow, yellow, yellow.
54. What does a minion mum call her offspring? Mini-one
55. What meal would a minion never order in a restaurant? Liver and minions.
56. Where does Gru take Kyle to get his fur trimmed? The Gru-mers.
57. How do Minions travel? In a yellow submarine.
58. Why were Despicable Me and Minion films such a hit? They were based on a Gru story.
59. What’s the one costume Stuart can’t wear at Halloween? Pirate
60. What do you call a minion that trips and falls on the grill? Filet minion.
61. What did minions hear aboard the Titanic? Minion and children first!
62. Why did so many Minions fall in love with the charming banana? Because he was a smoothie.
63. How tall did the Minions grow to? They Gru to 105cm.
64. What happened to the minion who lost his mind? He went bananas
65. What classic novel do minions like to read? Little Minions.
66. What car do minions like to drive? SubaGru.
67. Why do Minion’s put sunscreen on their bananas? To stop them peeling.
68. Where do Minions watch funny videos? On GruTube.
69. What did the minion get when he ordered from Starbucks? Despicable tea
70. Why couldn’t the minion understand what the Shetland pony was saying? Because it was a little hoarse.
71. What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
72. When was Despicable Me first released? A Minion years ago.
73. What did the minion lose when he went home? Despicable key
74. How did the minions become president? They staged a Gru d’etat.
75. Why do Minions run round their beds? To catch up on their sleep.
76. Which Minion goes up and down in the water? Bob.
77. What did the minion have to pay when he got a parking ticket? A despicable fee
78. What’s one word you should never call a minion? Normal
79. What’s clear and smells like bananas? A minion fart.
80. How much time do Minions need? One Minion-ute.
81. What role did the minion play in Friends? Gunther (his hair was brighter than the sun)
82. What did the minion say when working out by lifting crates of bananas? I can peel the burn!
83. What do you call an agitated Minion? Gru-chy.
84. What do you call a Minion that doesn’t have a lot of stuff? A Minion-malist.
85. What’s a minion’s favourite pop group? Bananarama
86. How do you know Minions can dance? They’re Gru-vy.
87. How many minions are there? I don’t know, why don’t you Gru-gle it.
88. What do you call a minion who is water-skiing? A banana boat
89. What do you call the minion who’s sitting on the minion banana boat? A little bit crazy
90. What animal does a minion like the most? Sheep (because it goes baaa-nanas)
91. What kinds of jokes do minions like to tell their friends? Side-splitting ones
92. How does Stuart make sure his friends stay safe? He keeps an eye on them
93. What do you call a minion who does way too much for his master? Overkill
94. What happened when the naughty Minion got sent to the headteacher’s office? He went bananas.
95. What is the best thing to do if you come across a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
96. What did Scarlett Overkill say to her favourite yellow henchman? You really are one in a Minion.
97. Why do Minions spend so much time on the internet? Because they love Gru-gle searches.
98. Why did the Minion phone an ambulance for his banana? Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
99. What does the inside of a Minion’s wallet look like? A Minion dollars.
100. What do you call a small, yellow onion? A Minion.
101. Why do Minions put their money in the freezer? They like cold hard cash.

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