Frog Jokes

If you’re looking for a good laugh or want to brighten someone’s day with some light-hearted humor, look no further than this collection of frog jokes. Enjoy!

1. What do you say if you meet a toad? “Wart’s new?”
2. What did the frog say about his favourite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit.
3. How do frogs share secrets? Through Morse Toad.
4. Where do you get frog’s eggs? At the spawn shop.
5. Why are frogs so happy? They eat watever bugs them!
6. What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lolli-hops.
7. Have you heard the joke about the frog? It’s ribbiting.
8. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
9. What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it
10. What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue tied!
11. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.
12. What did the toad dress up as for Halloween? Frogenstein.
13. What happened to the frog that parked in the wrong zone? His car was be toad.
14. What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
15. Whats a frogs favorite game? It’s croak-et!
16. What do you call it when two frogs have a chat? A ribbiting conversation.
17. What type of shoes did the frog lady like to wear? Open-toad shoes.
18. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
19. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals.
20. What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? You get a croaker spaniel.
21. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger
22. What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
23. How can you tell that a frog is angry? When it is hopping mad.
24. What’s green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill
25. What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits.
26. What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole.
27. What is a frog’s favorite game? Croaket
28. What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
29. What’s green and only appears once every 76 years? Halley’s Kermit.
30. What did Miss Piggy say when asked on a date? Sorry, I’m in a Kermitted relationship.
31. What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.
32. Why did the frog have to go to the hospital? The doctor said he needed a hopperation.
33. What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant? iHop.
34. Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language
35. How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!
36. What do you call 620 frogs in a box? Gross.
37. What did the hipster frog say to the other hipster frog? You’re toad-ally cool.
38. Why did the frog say meow? He was learning a foreign language.
39. What is a frog’s favourite sport? Croaket.
40. Why are frogs rarely angry? They eat whatever bugs them.
41. What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada Dry!
42. Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.
43. What do frogs like to drink on hot days? Ice cold croak-a-cola.
44. How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!
45. What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent.
46. Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a “hopperation”!
47. What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog.
48. What do you call a frog that lies? An am-fib-ian.
49. What do you call a talking frog? A quantum leap.
50. What’s a frog’s favorite year? A leap year.
51. What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He jump-started it.
52. What does a bankrupt frog say? “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
53. What kind of music do posh frogs listen to? Hopera.
54. Where do frogs hang their coats? In the croakroom.
55. What’s a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!
56. Where does a witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.
57. What’s green and loud? A froghorn.
58. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog? A bunny ribbit.
59. What’s a frog’s favorite car? A Beetle!
60. What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling? Mistletoad.
61. Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.
62. What type of frog has horns? A bull frog.
63. What do you call a rich frog? A golf blooded amphibian!
64. What game do frogs play when they are outside? Leapfrog.
65. What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts.
66. What do you call a 100-year-old toad? An old croak.
67. What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft!
68. What do frogs eat in the summer? Hopsicles.
69. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.
70. What do you call 144 frogs in a box? Gross!
71. Did you hear about the short-sighted frog? He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
72. Where do frogs go to get glasses? The hoptician.
73. What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple!
74. Why did the frog go to jail? He robbed a riverbank.
75. What is frogs favourite soda? Croaka-cola.
76. Did you hear about the frog that drowned? He fell off the deep end.
77. What do you get if you cross a snake and a frog? A jump rope.
78. What do window-cleaning frogs say? Rub-it, rub-it!
79. What do drunk toads play? Hop-scotch
80. What book do frog parents read to their kids before bedtime? Hop On Pop.
81. What do frogs drink in winter? Hot croak-co.
82. Where do frog musicians get recognition? The Grammy Awarts.
83. What do you call a bankrupt frog? Baroake.
84. Why are frogs so good at basketball? They always do jump shots.
85. Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn!
86. What did the frog dress up as for Halloween? A prince.
87. Why did the tadpole feel lonely? He was newt to the area.
88. What’s green with red spots? A frog with chickenpox
89. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way.
90. Who was the frog’s mother’s sister? Aunt Phibian.
91. What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
92. What’s green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups.
93. What kind of frog race is never run? A swimming race.
94. What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights.
95. What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers? French flies.
96. What do Winnie the Pooh and Kermit the frog have in common? The same middle name.
97. How does a frog win a gold medal? In the long jump.
98. What is green and red and goes around and around at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender
99. What did the frog say about meeting new frogs? He never met a morphosis he didn’t like.
100. What did the biology teacher tell the frog? Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.
101. What was the name of the frog cowboy? Hopalong Cassidy.
102. What did the frog name its daughter? Rebec
103. Have you heard the saying “Raining Cats & Frogs”? Don’t make fun of my lisp
104. What did the frog say about the new movie? It was toad-ly awesome.
105. What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle? A hopsicle!
106. What do Scottish frogs play? Hop-Scotch.
107. What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop? Hop on.
108. What kind of music do frogs like best? Hip hop.
109. When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
110. Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road? He was afraid of getting toad.
111. What’s white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog
112. How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team? He jumps on the bandwagon.
113. What do frogs drink? Hot croako!
114. What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy!
115. What’s a frog’s favourite flower? A croakus.
116. Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.
117. How do frogs fasten sheet metal? With ribbets.
118. Where do frogs start their car races? From the tad pole position.
119. Why did the frog keep eating his homework? It was written on flypaper
120. Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re already wearing green!
121. Who is Kermit’s favourite character in The Hobbit? Frog-o Baggins.
122. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger story.
123. How did the toad die? He just croaked it!
124. How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep
125. What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog? A croakadile.

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