Do you want to make your friends roar with laughter? If so, then these elephant jokes are sure to be a hit! Everyone loves a good joke, and there is something particularly special about animal jokes. This list of over 130 elephant jokes will give you plenty of material to get the party started.

  1. How do elephants keep cool in the summer? Ear conditioning!
  2. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.
  3. Why do elephants have trunks? So they have somewhere to hide when they see a mouse.
  4. What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 10 mph
  5. Why don’t elephants drink martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
  6. What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash!
  7. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Their trunks kept falling down.
  8. Why do elephants have large feet? To stomp out flaming ducks!
  9. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence!
  10. What did the momma elephant say to her kid when he was misbehaving? “Tusk, tusk!”
  11. How can you tell if an elephant is hiding under your bed? Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
  12. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called a tow truck!
  13. Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer? Because it is afraid of the mouse!
  14. How is an elephant like a tree? They are both gray. Well, except the tree.
  15. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
  16. Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store? Because they sold mice.
  17. What do you get when an elephant sky dives? A big hole.
  18. How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skeleton.
  19. Why are elephants bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
  20. What do you call elephants who ride on trains? Passengers.
  21. But what do trees and elephants have in common? They have big trunks.
  22. What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie? Miss most of the film.
  23. How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone!
  24. What’s big and grey with horns? An elephant marching band!
  25. How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? Wonton
  26. Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts!
  27. How can you tell that elephants are always ready for an adventure? They’ve always got their trunks ready to go.
  28. Why are elephants so wrinkled? Did you ever try to iron one?
  29. How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
  30. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming Trunks!
  31. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together? Because they only had one pair of trunks!
  32. What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot? An elaughant.
  33. How do you stop an elephant from smelling? Tie a knot in his trunk.
  34. How come you don’t ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re excellent at it
  35. What did the elephant do to unwind after work? He watched ele-vision!
  36. How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time
  37. How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet.
  38. What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one!
  39. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? Ella font.
  40. How do you prevent an elephant from charging? Take away his credit card.
  41. Why is it not advisable to walk in the jungle between 6pm and 7pm? Because that is when all of the elephants get out of the trees.
  42. Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk!
  43. What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant.
  44. What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose? Smellephant.
  45. What do you do with a blue elephant? You try and cheer her up
  46. What goes down but never goes up? An elephant in an elevator.
  47. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over Australia.
  48. How come there are still pygmies in the jungle? Because they walked through the jungle between five and six
  49. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
  50. Where do baby elephants come from? GIANT storks.
  51. What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys? Elfish
  52. Why are elephants wrinkled? Have you ever tried to iron one?
  53. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino
  54. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!
  55. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
  56. Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
  57. Why do elephants wear shoes with that have yellow soles? So you are unable to see them when they float upside down in the custard.
  58. What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant with Chicken Pox.
  59. What album could an elephant listen to all day long? Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.
  60. What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant!
  61. Why do yoou usually see elephants travelling in herds? So that they can get a group discount on the shoes with yellow soles.
  62. What do you call an elephant that can fly? A propellephant!
  63. What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.
  64. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded? It ele-faints.
  65. Did you hear what’s big in Africa right now? Elephants
  66. How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge? You open the door and see the elephant.
  67. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
  68. Why do elephants wear sandals? So that they don’t sink in the sand.
  69. How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online? They use the elle-e-fit size chart.
  70. What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!
  71. How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? They laugh when the light goes out.
  72. Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark? The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
  73. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing. Peanuts can’t talk.
  74. What animal is always up for an adventure? Elephants! They have a trunk with them wherever they go.
  75. How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from a goose.
  76. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car? Time to get a new car.
  77. What has big ears and makes toys for Santa? Elfants
  78. Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground? To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
  79. What’s the only way an elephant flies? By dumbo jet!
  80. What is an elephants favourite musical? The elephantom of the opera.
  81. Why did the elephant get pulled over? He sped through the stomp sign.
  82. What does an elephant use to stay cool on hot days in the summer? An elephan
  83. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character? TUSKan Raiders.
  84. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have handbags.
  85. How do you know that an elephant has been using your computer? When the font is set to ella font.
  86. What has two tails, two trunks and six feet? An elephant with spare parts.
  87. What’s blue and have big ears? An elephant at the North Pole.
  88. What did the elephant physicist do his PhD in? He studied the gray matter.
  89. What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a crane.
  90. There were 3 elephants under one umbrella, how did they manage to all stay dry? It was a sunny day.
  91. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a whale? An animal with a natural snorkel.
  92. What happens when you cross an elephant with a rabbit? You get an hare-lephant.
  93. What do bald elephants wear for a hair piece? Sheep
  94. What happens if you cross an elephant with a potato? You get a ton of mashed potatoes.
  95. Why were the elephants laughing at Tarzan? He accidentally lost his loincloth.
  96. What did Dumbo do when he realized it was his friend’s birthday? He telephant him to send his hearty congratulations.
  97. How do you trap an elephant? You trick him when he’s calf asleep.
  98. What is big, green, hangs in a tree, and has a trunk? An unripe elephant.
  99. Why did the elephants decide to stage a stampede? They felt that their issues weren’t being herd.
  100. Why were the two mammals hesitant to talk to each other? They didn’t want to address the elephant in the room.
  101. Why was the elephant so scared about joining the tusk lifting competition? He was afraid that he wasn’t up to the tusk.
  102. What did the elephant scientist do when he found a breakthrough in his study of animal sounds? He trumpeted the announcement.
  103. Why was the male elephant acting so clumsy in the Chinese gift shop? He felt like a bull in a China shop.
  104. What did the elephant ask his female elephant friend when she got into an accident? Cow did this happen?
  105. What did the elephant mom say to the man when he complained about her son’s antics? You’ve only seen calf of it.
  106. What did the elephant say to his friend when he came to him with a problem? Whatever you need, I’m ear for you.
  107. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a parrot? A bird that reminds you of everything it can remember.
  108. What did the elephant mom say to her daughter when her daughter finally matured? You’ve got to start taking accowntability.
  109. Why was the zookeeper fired for having a conversation with Dumbo the elephant? Because he addressed the elephant in the room.
  110. Why wasn’t Dumbo’s circus project accepted by the committee? His proposal had a lot of wrinkles.
  111. What did Dumbo’s friend say to him when the two elephants saw someone being greedy? Money isn’t ivorything you know?
  112. What is the only way to ensure that your elephant employees are satisfied? You make sure they don’t get paid peanuts.
  113. Why was an elephant chosen to be a collector for the tusk museum? He was a really efficient multi-tusker.
  114. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a milk cow? Butter.
  115. What has two tails, four eyes, eight legs, and two trunks? Two elephants.
  116. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide on cherry trees.
  117. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? Look, a herd of elephants in the distance
  118. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have glove compartments.
  119. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires.
  120. Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO? There are too many cheetahs.
  121. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first elephant.
  122. Why did the third elephant fall out? He thought it was a game
  123. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
  124. The biggest ant in the world is called what? An eleph-ant!
  125. What do you call an elephant who is using a phone booth? Stuck
  126. Why did the tree fall down? It thought it was an elephant
  127. What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes? Get out of its way!
  128. How do you place an elephant in the fridge? You open the door of the refrigerator, place the elephant inside and close the refrigerator door.
  129. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?he giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
  130. How do you make a dead elephant float? Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas,…..
  131. What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
  132. How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree? Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
  133. What kind of elephants live at the North Pole? Cold ones.
  134. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance? “Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colour blind)
  135. What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy!
  136. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance? Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!
  137. What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
  138. What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover? The sun roof.
  139. Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out forest fires.

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