Donut Jokes

Whether you’re looking for a light snack, or something to complement your morning coffee, donuts are always a surefire hit! But sometimes, the best part about donuts is the jokes we can tell about them. From puns and one-liners to classic set-ups and punchlines, a good donut joke can bring a smile to anyone’s face. If you’re looking for some laughter, look no further – we’ve compiled an extensive list of donut jokes that are sure to have you in stitches! So grab your favorite donut and let the giggles begin!

1. What did the donuts do on their date? They glazed into each other’s eyes
2. What kind of nut doesn’t have a shell? A donut.
3. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.
4. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
5. Where is the best place to buy Cheerios and donuts? Hole Foods.
6. How was the donuts’ hole business? Not at all jam-packed.
7. What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-able.
8. What do you get if you plant a dough nut? A dough tree.
9. What kind of Donuts are Bob Marley’s favourite? Ones with Jammin’!
10. What are the strange-looking donuts called? Weird doughs.
11. What do you get when you plant a donut? A pastree.
12. What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father? “Donut hole me back.”
13. Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
14. What do you call an underwater Dunken Donuts? Sunken Donuts
15. What does a donut wear to a wedding? A tuxe-dough.
16. What do you call uncivilized donuts? Bavarians.
17. What did a donut say to another while separating? “I donut care anymore.”
18. Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one!
19. What kind of donuts do the pilots love? The plane ones.
20. Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert!
21. Why did the baker stop making donuts? He was fed up with the hole business.
22. Why hasn’t dunkin donuts been successful in Ireland? Because it isn’t drunkin donuts.
23. What did the sign on the baker’s door read when she wanted to be alone? Donut disturb.
24. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
25. What would be the best and the greatest thing that you can put in a donut? Your teeth!
26. Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beigne of my existence.
27. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds.
28. Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut? He was stuffed!
29. What would the donut go to the dentist a second time? He wanted to get the chocolate filling.
30. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day? I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
31. Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!
32. What is the best way to have a well-rounded diet? Eat donuts.
33. Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside.
34. Which donuts did the basketball player like? Dunkin donuts, duh!
35. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie? “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
36. Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.
37. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
38. What do you call a donut with no holes? A dnut.
39. What did the donut say to the Munchkin? You complete me!
40. What’s the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.
41. Why did Tiger Woods return the donuts? Because there was a hole in one.
42. What’s under the Pillsbury Doughboy’s apron? Donuts.
43. What’s the National Donut Day theme song? “Donut Stop Believing.”
44. How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi’ jam in.
45. What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut.
46. What does Bob Marley say to his friends when they come around for donuts and coffee? “I hope you like jam in too.”
47. Why did the donut visit a cardiologist? Because of the hole in its heart.
48. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut? An antidought!
49. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed!
50. What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
51. What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes? A donut.
52. Why do people ignore filled donuts? Because they are just full of themselves.
53. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
54. What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow! Donut seeds!
55. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? Frosty the Dough-Man!
56. Why do you need to buy new clothes after buying donuts? Because donuts make your existing clothes shrink.
57. What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student? The creme of the crop.
58. If Johnny buys seventeen donuts every Monday and eats twelve of them each Wednesday, what is Johnny left with at the end of the year? Diabetes.
59. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!
60. Why do you think a donut would ever become a priest? Because it is very hole-y.
61. What happened to the renegade donuts? They went down in a glaze of glory.
62. How do you remove the inherent bureaucracy that’s plaguing the donut industry? Cut out the middle, man.
63. Why do donuts make terrible teachers? They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
64. What did you tell the shopkeeper at the grocery store? Donut mind me, I am here for the hole food.
65. How can you spot a fashionista donut? They’re into all the latest glazes.
66. What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby? Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.
67. Why would the people call bagels and donuts the same? Because the donut see the difference.
68. How can you justify donuts being healthy? Because they are included in the hole food category.
69. What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?Let’s go to Dunkin donuts for the hole food protein!
70. What would you call a cute and sassy donut? Glazing adoughrable.
71. Where would two donuts go for their honeymoon? The Sahara Desert.
72. What did papa donut say to son donut? He said, “You donut know the amount of love I have for you.”
73. What did the sad man say to the man at the dessert counter? Donut kill my vibe!
74. What would donuts’ favorite drink be? All donuts’ favorite drink would be the hole-y water.
75. Who is the most eligible guy at a nudist resort? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand. And a dozen donuts.
76. A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
77. Why did the boy stop eating donuts? Because he got bored with the hole thing.
78. The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
79. Who is the most eligible woman at a nudist resort? The one who can eat the last donut.
80. What kind of windows do donuts prefer? Double glazed.
81. How would you brand a cop basketball team? Dunkin donuts. Everyone knows that the police force loves donuts.
82. I went to Dunkin Donuts and ordered 4 blueberry donuts and the cashier asked if I wanna box…….I’ve been banned for life from that shop.
83. I dropped a box of donuts in the parking lots and all the crows are eying them greedily…It’s a tempted murder.

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