If you’re looking for a way to get the whole family laughing, look no further than these hilarious dinosaur jokes! These jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and have everyone in stitches. Whether you’re a kid or a grown-up, there’s something here for everyone. So put on your thinking cap and get ready to laugh out loud!

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  1. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
  2. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
  3. What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls!
  4. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
  5. What do you call a dinosaur car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck!
  6. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
  7. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
  8. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A dino-sewer.
  9. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara’s Tops!
  10. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
  11. Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent. It’s called a thesaurus.
  12. Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones.
  13. What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Pray that it doesn’t see you.
  14. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty
  15. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
  16. What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.
  17. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.
  18. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote? “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
  19. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
  20. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge? The door won’t shut!
  21. What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane.
  22. What came after the dinosaur? Its tail.
  23. What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles.
  24. How do you ask a Tyrannosaurus out to lunch? “Tea, Rex?
  25. ”What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump.
  26. What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up!
  27. What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as fast as you can.
  28. What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter S.
  29. What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
  30. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box? After that, the box isn’t empty.
  31. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy? You got a friend in me.
  32. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkysaurus.
  33. What do you call a paleontologist who naps on the job? Lazy bones.
  34. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? A dino-saw.
  35. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
  36. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!
  37. Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck? Its feet smell.
  38. What do you call a T-Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
  39. What sport is a brontosaurus good at? Squash.
  40. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t shut!
  41. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino-snore!
  42. What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dinosauce.
  43. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? The Dinosorcerer.
  44. What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom.
  45. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
  46. Why wouldn’t the T-Rex get out of bed? He was still dino-SNORING!
  47. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
  48. What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!
  49. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct!
  50. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
  51. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework? Dinomite!
  52. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam!
  53. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir!
  54. What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses? A Doyouthinkysaraus!
  55. Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked!
  56. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic pork!
  57. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed? Find somewhere else to sleep!
  58. Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink!
  59. What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
  60. Why did the T-rex eat raw meat? Because its itty-bitty arms couldn’t work the oven!
  61. Where do Velociraptors spend their pocket money? At a dino-saur!
  62. Where do walruses go to see movies? The dive-in!
  63. What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
  64. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
  65. A Bronco-saurus!
  66. When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it’s not raining!
  67. What’s green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot!
  68. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush!
  69. What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs!
  70. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
  71. Who made sure the dinosaurs obeyed the law? Tricera-cops!
  72. What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby dinosaurs!
  73. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store!
  74. What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
  75. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the pee is silent!
  76. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
  77. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink? Rex on the beach!
  78. What do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex!
  79. What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex.
  80. What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart? An exstinktion!
  81. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us.
  82. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till? Keep the climate change.
  83. Which is the scariest dinosaur? A Terror-dactyl.
  84. How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
  85. What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?L ong-distance!
  86. How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed? You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.
  87. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore!
  88. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels.
  89. Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh? You bet Jurassican
  90. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant-eater
  91. What do you call a polite Dinosaur? A Pleaseyosaur
  92. Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him? Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).
  93. What was T. rex’s favorite number? Eight! (ate)
  94. Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
  95. How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs? Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
  96. What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom? All of them, they’re all dead.
  97. What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
  98. How did the dinosaur feel after its nap? Jurras-tic!
  99. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A diplodocus with a sore throat.
  100. What is a velociraptor’s favorite place to eat? The dino.
  101. What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you? You’d be deeply impressed.
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