Banana Jokes

Do you love banana jokes? Well, you’re in for a treat! In this blog post, we have compiled 100+ of the funniest banana jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Whether you are a banana lover or not, these jokes are sure to entertain you. So sit back and enjoy!

1. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen? If not, they’ll peel.
2. Why don’t bananas snore? They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
3. How does a banana answer the phone? Yellow
4. Why do bananas make good comedians? Because they can tell side-splitting jokes.
5. What happens if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
6. Where do bananas go to get educated? Sundae school.
7. Why did the banana go out with a walnut? Because he couldn’t find a date.
8. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
9. Why was the monkey attracted to the banana? Because it had appeal.
10. What type of key opens a banana? A monkey.
11. What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa.
12. What the best thing to put in banana pie? Your teeth.
13. Why was the banana sent to the hospital? Because it had yellow fever.
14. What do you call a banana that eats another banana? A canabananal.
15. Did you hear about the man who at a yellow fruit? It’s bananas.
16. Why couldn’t the ice cream find the banana? Because it had split.
17. Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
18. Why are bananas so well groomed? Because they have a comb.
19. What is a sheep’s favourite fruit? Baaa-nana.
20. How do monkeys get downstairs quickly? They slide down the banana-ster.
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office? It wasn’t peeling well.
22. Why did the banana get so many Valentines? Because it was sweet.
23. Why did the banana go to the hairdressers? It had split ends.
24. What is a ghost’s favourite fruit? A boo-nana.
25. What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
26. What did the man say to his fruit before leaving home? I’m going bananas.
27. Where do bananas like to go swimming? In a cereal bowl.
28. If a man has five apples in one hand and ten bananas in the other, what has he got? Massive hands.
29. What do you call a charismatic banana? A banana smoothie.
30. What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa 2
31. What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
32. What is a banana’s favourite day of the week? Sundae.
33. Why didn’t the banana cross the road? Because it doesn’t have any feet.
34. What’s the best way to catch a gorilla’s attention? Act like you’ve gone bananas.
35. What did the unripe banana think about the ripe banana? It was green with envy.
36. Why can’t a banana yell high? Because it can only yell-low.
37. Why was the banana so upset?Someone mistook him for a plantain!
38. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
39. How many bananas does it take to change a light bulb? None. Bananas don’t have hands.
40. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon? Because she had split ends.
41. What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!
42. What’s the easiest way to make a banana split? Show it the door.
43. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? Slippers!
44. Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act? It can give you bad trips.
45. What is yellow and points to the north? A magnetic banana.
46. What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour? A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)
47. What is the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
48. What do you call someone raised by a banana? Banana bread.
49. What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
50. Why do monkeys like bananas so much? Because they are very apeeling.
51. What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?They break out into side-splitting laughter!
52. How can you easily spot an optimist?An older person buying green bananas.
53. Why did the banana fail his driving test?He kept peeling out.One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”
54. Why couldn’t the police catch the banana? Because he split!
55. What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
56. Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana.
57. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
58. What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your butt? A bananosecond.
59. Why didn’t the banana cross the road? Because he was yellow.
60. How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?S he left him out in the sun too long.
61. What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear? You can call her what you want – she want hear you!
62. What do bananas say when they pick up the phone? Yellow?
63. Did you see the Youtube video of the gorilla opening bananas?It’s super ape-peeling! What’s a sodium molecules favorite fruit?Na Na
64. What did the banana say to the judge?“ I’m going to win this case on a-peel!”
65. If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine.
66. You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
67. Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital? He had yellow mellow fever.
68. What did the mommy banana say to the baby banana? “You give me all the peels.”
69. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.
70. What made the banana such a smoothie? Yogurt!
71. Why did the gorilla eat the banana? Because it’s a gorilla!
72. Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts? Because it was SO sweet.
73. Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
74. What did the banana say to the elephant? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
75. What did the orange say to the green banana? You don’t look like you’re peeling well.
76. A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won? The wiener.
77. How are cereal bananas like cows? They get milked every morning.
78. What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside? A banana dressed up as a cucumber.
79. What instrument did the banana play in the school orchestra? The Cyello.
80. What do you call a banana eating a banana? Canabananalism.
81. Which fruit has the most whole grains? The BRANana.
82. Why do bananas use sunblock? Because otherwise, they’d peel.
83. What can an apple do that a banana can’t? Look round!
84. Where do bananas go shopping for clothes? Banana Republic.
85. How did the banana wear her hair? In bunches!
86. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
87. How do you open a banana? With a monKEY!
88. What do fruit use to buy things? Banana bread.
89. What’s yellow and sniffs? A banana with a cold!
90. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.
91. Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
92. They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Apparently, they’re long enough already.
93. Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
94. What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell? Side-splitting ones.
95. Which former politician loves bananas?Al Gore-illa.
96. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map? After the banana chips in.
97. What’s invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts.
98. What’s yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.
99. What happened when the banana team defeated the Fruit Championship?All the fans in the stadium went bananas, of course!
100. How is a banana peel on the floor like music? If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
101. What does a banana call its grandmother affectionately? Ba-nana.
102. In what position was the banana during the Tour de France? He was riding with the peel-oton.
103. When the banana was making positive life decisions, what did the apple say to them as words of motivation? I’m so proud of you for taking a step in the ripe direction.
104. What genre of literature does a banana like to read? Non-fiction, of course.
105. When is the right time for a banana peel to get married? At the ripe time.
106. Why was Anna not allowed to visit the grocery store? Because she was caught stealing a bunch of fruits, so they had to ban Anna.
107. What did the orange say to his colleagues, a group of bananas, when they helped him fix his portfolio? I really needed this, thanks a bunch!
108. What did the banana say to the ice-cream when they were planning on stealing from a pantry? All the profits will be split equally among us.
109. Why was the orange jealous of the banana? He was a part of the popular bunch.
110. Why didn’t the banana CEO listen to anyone else except his board of directors? He was the top banana.
111. Why was everyone so upset with the banana for ruining the party? He split with the strawberry right in the middle.
112. Why can’t bananas stay quiet when they’re in a lot of pain? They only know how to bellow.
113. What exercise equipment do bananas use the most?A peeloton bike.

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