April Fools Jokes

April Fools’ Day is a great time of the year to have fun and be silly! This April Fools’ Day, why not surprise your friends or family with some clever and creative jokes? Here are some ideas to get you started – a long list of April Fools jokes for you to choose from! Enjoy the laughs and have a happy April Fools’ Day!

1. What did April Fool’s Day say after it won an award? Prank you!
2. Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day.So it’s just like any other day.
3. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night.Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
4. What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.
5. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels’ joke.
6. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.
7. Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.
8. What’s a stepladder’s favorite holiday? April Stools’ Day.
9. What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award? Prank you.
10. Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke? April fools.
11. Who needs a day for the fools? I’m surrounded by them all year.
12. I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day.Just kidding, I do.
13. I’m going to pull an April Fools’ Day prank on my landlord by not paying rent.Rent isn’t due today; you’re just kidding!
14. What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st? An April tool.
15. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
16. Babies born on March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’.They were literally born yesterday!
17. Joke’s on you, April Fools’ Day.I can be fooled any day of the year.
18. April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks.Except on me, if you’re smart.
19. What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools’ Day? On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
20. What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day? It’s fowl spring weather.
21. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day? They love practical yolks.
22. Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!
23. Why is everyone exhausted on April first? Because they’ve just finished a 31-day March!
24. Can February March? No, but April May!
25. What is a gas pump’s favorite holiday? April Fuel’s Day!
26. What did the villain say when the Superfriends still thought it was March? It’s April, Fools!
27. What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all be fooled into thinking it’s April 1?
28. How are Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day different? On one you’re thankful and one you’re prankful!
29. What do you call a bear caught in April showers? A drizzly bear!
30. What’s a gas pump’s favorite holiday? April Fuel’s Day!
31. Why are babies born on March 31st easy to prank? They were literally born yesterday.
32. Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.
33. Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.
34. A and C were going to prank their friend… but they just letter B.
35. What is the worst day to propose on? April Fools’ Day!
36. Today’s the day to propose. If they say yes, great. If they say no, just say, “April Fools!”
37. Why is everyone exhausted on April 1? Because they just had a 31-day March.
38. What is a stepladder’s favorite day? April Stool’s Day!
39. My favorite April Fool’s prank is pretending I’m going to leave the couch.
40. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April 1? Being thankful versus prankful.
41. Which monster loves April Fool’s jokes? Pranken-stein!
42. What did summer say to spring? I’m going to fall!
43. What kind of gardens do bakers grow? Flour gardens!
44. More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank.
45. Why can April jump so high? It’s spring!
46. How can you tell when April is happy? It has a spring in its step.
47. What did the tree say to the new spring flower? I’m rooting for you.
48. What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools Day? FOWL spring weather.
49. How do April flowers kiss? With their tu-lips!
50. It’s April Fools’ Day. Trust no one and nothing. Just like any other day.
51. What’s an acorn’s favorite math subject? Ge-om-a-tree!
52. How can you tell if a plant is good at math? It has square roots.
53. Why do bumblebees hum? They don’t know the words.
54. Why don’t flowers like to ride bicycles? They keep losing their petals.
55. When’s the best time to buy a trampoline? In the spring.
56. What did April Fools’ say when it received a gift? Well, prank you!
57. What goes up when April showers come down? An umbrella.
58. Which card in the deck is happiest on April 1st? The joker
59. A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
60. I played an April Fool’s day joke on my parkour team this morning.They all fell for it.
61. A and C were going to prank their friend…But they just letter B.
62. Ever wonder why we have a day to celebrate fools but not one to honour smart people?
63. April Fool’s Day has been POSTPONED.I’ll tell you the new date tomorrow.
64. What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool’s prank feel? Dismay.

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