SpongeBob Quotes For Kids And Adults That Live In A Pineapple Under The Sea

Who doesn’t love SpongeBob SquarePants?! I know I do, and I quote him on the daily! That’s why today I’m sharing with you +80 SpongeBob quotes you can tell your friends and family. I hope they make you smile!

Image shows two pink jellyfish floating in the sea with flower designs on the background. Spongebob quotes from Skip to my Lou — Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
“I’m ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
“F is for friends who do stuff together!” – Spongebob
“I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!” – Sandy
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton
“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
“Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
“A five-letter word for happiness – MONEY.” – Mr. Krabs
“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
“It all started when I was born.” – Squidward
“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
“Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.” – Sandy
“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick
“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
“What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.” – Mr. Krabs
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.“ – SpongeBob
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” – SpongeBob
“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – SpongeBob
“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob
“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
“I am ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
“His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” – Plankton
“If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” – Patrick
“If I don’t make any money today I’ll surely break out in a rash!” – Mr. Krabs
“It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” – Plankton
“Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward
“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – New Narrator
“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” – Patrick Star
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
“Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me?” – Mr. Krabs
“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – SpongeBob
“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
“Well maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try playing with BIG MEATY CLAWS!” – Saxophone Player
“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
“Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.” – Plankton
“It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE!” – Mr. Krabs
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!” – Plankton
“It’s not always what you say that matters. Sometimes, it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
“See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs
“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick
“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!” – Squidward
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
“I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.” – Plankton
“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, hen it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
“Look at all the hip, young people eating sa-lads!” – Spongebob Squarepants
“Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
“All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
“Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs
“Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.” – Squidward
“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
“Three cheers for the world’s greatest fry cook…SpongeBob!” – Mr. Krabs
“You’re nothing but pure evil…just like newspaper comics.” – Sandy
“I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick
“Too bad Spongebob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob
“I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?” – Squidward Tentacles
“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
“It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!!” – SpongeBob
“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges.” – Plankton
“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” – Spongebob
“Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” – Plankton
“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – Spongebob
“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob

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