Grinch quotes provide us the opportunity to express our Bah Humbug or embrace the excitement, joy, and hustle bustle of the season! Enjoy these funny Grinch quotes as you imagine Jim Carrey’s Grinch antics. After all, who doesn’t need a good laugh every day!

How The Grinch Stole Christmas quotes resonate as we examine ourselves so take these Grinch sayings to heart. I hope my heart always has room to grow! For more quotes to reflect on, try these quotes from Skip to My Lou!

Best Grinch Quotes

  1. “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” – The Grinch Grinch quote And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast.
  2. “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say That the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day!” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about The Grinch. And what happened then?
  3. “HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” – The Grinch Grinch quote Help me I'm feeling.
  4. “Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that’s all that matters.” – The Grinch Grinch quote Those Whos are hard to frazzle, Max. But, we did our worst, and that's all that matters.
  5. “Oh, the Who-manity.” – The GrinchGrinch quote Oh, the Who-manity.
  6. “With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet Cheerily blowing “Who! Who!” on his trumpet.” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about the Grinch With a smile to his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet Cheerily blowing "Who! Who! on his trumpet.
  7. “I’m all toasty inside. And I’m leaking.” – The GrinchGrinch quote I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.
  8. “And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There’s one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!” – Dr. SeussGrinch quote And then! Ohm the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There's one thing I hate! All the NOISE! Noise! Noise!
  9. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry.” – The GrinchGrinch quote I am the Grinch that stole Christmas...and I'm sorry.
  10. “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” – The Grinch Grinch quote Blast this Christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.
  11. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” -The GrinchGrinch quote Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.
  12. “Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant, Around the whole room, and he took every present!” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about The Grinch Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant. Around the whole room, and he took every present!
  13. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The GrinchGrinch quote Am I just eating because I'm bored? 
  14. “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” – The Grinch
  15. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The GrinchGrinch quote Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas.
  16. “‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!’” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about The Grinch Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!
  17. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” – The Grinch  Grinch quote Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can't find something nice to wear I'm not going.
  18. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!” – The GrinchGrinch quote That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts?
  19. “You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch. You’re the king of sinful sots. Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. Mr. Gri-inch! You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about The Grinch You're a rotter. Mr. Grinch. You're the king of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots. Mr. Gri-inch! You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
  20. “But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about The Grinch But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
  21. “I could use a little social interaction.” – The GrinchGrinch quote I could use a little social interaction.
  22. “They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about the Grinch They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do! Their mouths will hang open a minute or two Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!
  23. “Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The GrinchGrinch quote Holiday who-be what-ee?
  24. “Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, ‘I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!‘” – Dr. SeussGrinch quotes Then he growled, with his Grinch finger nervously drumming, 'I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!
  25. “Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.” – The GrinchGrinch quote Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.
  26. “What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!” – The Grinch Grinch quote What a great Grinchy trick. With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!
  27. “This is the loudest snow I’ve ever heard in my life.” – The GrinchGrinch quote This is the loudest snow I've ever heard in my life.
  28. He brought everything back, all the food for the feast! And he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast!” – Dr. SeussDr. Seuss quote about the Grinch He brought everything back, all the food for the feast! And he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast!
  29. “What’s Santa have that I don’t?” – The GrinchGrinch quote What's Santa have that I don't?
  30. “It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch
  31. “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice… The avarice never ends!” — The Grinch
  32. “The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4;00 wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, Jazzercise; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00 wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. “4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me — I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.” — The Grinch
  33. “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch
  34. “If I Can’t Find A Reindeer, I’ll Make One Instead.” — The Grinch
  35. “All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas.” — The Grinch
  36. “Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.”— The Grinch
  37. “The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.” — The Grinch
  38. “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch
  39. “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!”— The Grinch
  40. “One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch
  41. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcome with holiday cheer.” — Cindy Lou Who
  42. “I’m glad he took our presents. You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn’t about the… the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That’s what Cindy’s been trying to tell everyone… and me. I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family.”— Lou Lou Who
  43. “Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch
  44. “Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.” — The Narrator

More Things Grinch and Dr. Seuss

I hope these short Grinch quotes gave you a few moments of laughter or pause for an attitude adjustment. These Grinch Christmas quotes and Grinch lines, when coupled with Jim Carrey’s facial expressions, are sure to be great material for a family game of charades!

As you navigate this Christmas season if you want to lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, wallow in self-pity or simply stare into the abyss, remember the Grinch heart quote. Of all the Jim Carrey Grinch quotes, this one is my favorite! “I am all toasty inside! And I’m leaking!” Which quote is your favorite?

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  1. I thought the quote “I could use some social interaction” was so appropriate for these times
    Your site is lovely. I always enjoy coming to it..Thanks for sharing
    Rosanne

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