Pet Puns

Pet Puns bring smiles to the faces of pet lovers everywhere. Not only are our fur friends a source of love, but a source of laughter, too!

I’m so glad you are here to enjoy these animal puns and jokes about dogs and cats! Pushing the paws button on your day to have a chuckle is a great stress reliever. Check out my Jokes for Kids and Funny dog Jokes, too.

Pet Puns to Make You Howl

1. Friends fur-ever.
2. You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.
3. The dog is so famous that the pup-arazzi was following him around all day.
4. Wait a meow-ment.
5. Are you hiss-terical over your cat’s shenanigans?
6. Is your feline friend having a cat-astrophe?
7.  Let’s raise the woof!
8. Cat got your tongue? 
9. “Incatceivable!” Some things are purrplexing to even the smartest of cats.
10. The Dalmatian was hiding because he didn’t want to be spotted.
11. Our cat has a crazy purrsonality.
12. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.
13. I’m all about that pug life.
14. Feeling Philoslothical
15. Some felines have a cat-titude.
16. Just need a cup of Earl Greyhound tea every day.
17. We were pawsitively blown away when we found out our cat’s favorite color…purr-ple.
18.  In this race, the Weiner takes it all.
19. “Whatevfur.” Watch that cattitude!
20. Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
21.  Things happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
22. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? A: The purrpatrator, obviously.
23. I’ll collie you later. 
24. He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
25. Why did the dog go to the club? To paw-ty! 
26. Re-leash me!
27. Ruff day?
28. No Prob llama!
29. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
30. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? a Glamourpuss, of course.
31. My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
32. A dachshund always naps in the shade because they don’t like being a hot dog.
33. Those puppies like ruff housing!
34. Where’s the paw-ty at?
35. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
36. I’m waiting on the results of my lab report.
37. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
38. A dog’s favorite movie is The Fast and the Furriest! 
39. What did the dog say when he went to the dentist? “I think one of my canines is getting loose!”
40. What is a dog’s favorite pizza? Pup-eroni pizza 

I don’t know about ewe, but most of the videos I watch in my spare time are pet funnies and sweet animal rescue stories. Sometimes I think we just don’t deserve animals, they are so loyal and pure.

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I hope these Pet Puns stole the show and hit the spots! Oh, I hear my phone ringing, better check the collar ID before I answer. And one more before you go, this morning my dog’s favorite jogger zoomed by screaming! Why you ask? Because he was terrier fied!

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