Pet Puns bring smiles to the faces of pet lovers everywhere. Not only are our fur friends a source of love, but a source of laughter, too!
I’m so glad you are here to enjoy these animal puns and jokes about dogs and cats! Pushing the paws button on your day to have a chuckle is a great stress reliever. Check out my Jokes for Kids and Funny dog Jokes, too.
Pet Puns to Make You Howl
- Friends fur-ever.
- You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.
- The dog is so famous that the pup-arazzi was following him around all day.
- Wait a meow-ment.
- Are you hiss-terical over your cat’s shenanigans?
- Is your feline friend having a cat-astrophe?
- Let’s raise the woof!
- Cat got your tongue?
- “Incatceivable!” Some things are purrplexing to even the smartest of cats.
- The Dalmatian was hiding because he didn’t want to be spotted.
- Our cat has a crazy purrsonality.
- The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.
- I’m all about that pug life.
- Feeling Philoslothical
- Some felines have a cat-titude.
- Just need a cup of Earl Greyhound tea every day.
- We were pawsitively blown away when we found out our cat’s favorite color…purr-ple.
- In this race, the Weiner takes it all.
- “Whatevfur.” Watch that cattitude!
- Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
- Things happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
- What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? A: The purrpatrator, obviously.
- I’ll collie you later.
- He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
- Why did the dog go to the club? To paw-ty!
- Re-leash me!
- Ruff day?
- No Prob llama!
- Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
- What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? a Glamourpuss, of course.
- My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
- A dachshund always naps in the shade because they don’t like being a hot dog.
- Those puppies like ruff housing!
- Where’s the paw-ty at?
- You’re barking up the wrong tree.
- I’m waiting on the results of my lab report.
- I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
- A dog’s favorite movie is The Fast and the Furriest!
- What did the dog say when he went to the dentist? “I think one of my canines is getting loose!”
- What is a dog’s favorite pizza? Pup-eroni pizza
I don’t know about ewe, but most of the videos I watch in my spare time are pet funnies and sweet animal rescue stories. Sometimes I think we just don’t deserve animals, they are so loyal and pure.
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I hope these Pet Puns stole the show and hit the spots! Oh, I hear my phone ringing, better check the collar ID before I answer. And one more before you go, this morning my dog’s favorite jogger zoomed by screaming! Why you ask? Because he was terrier fied!
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