Hocus Pocus Quotes

Who doesn’t just love the movie Hocus Pocus? It’s a must-watch for kids and adults alike! That’s why today I’m so excited to share with you my favorite Hocus Pocus Quotes. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!

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“Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” – Winifred Sanderson
“He lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. We need help.” —Dani
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” —Dani
“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” –Mary Sanderson
“Oh, look. Another glorious morning makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson
“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one—on toast!” — Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head. Damn that Thackery Binx!” — Winifred Sanderson
“Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches and old boyfriends.” —Allison
“It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” —Dani
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” —Max
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!” — Winifred Sanderson
“Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe and a dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s, dead dead dead dead.” – Sarah Sanderson
“You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery Binx.
“Billy! I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Farewell, mortal bus boy!” — Sarah Sanderson
“Let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.” —Max
“You’ve messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences. I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!” —Max
“I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.” —Thackery Binx
“Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” –Winifred Sanderson
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Let’s breeew another batch!” – Winifred Sanderson
“Max, I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!” — Dani.
“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh, oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!” – Winifred Sanderson
“Book! Darling, come to mummy.” – Winifred Sanderson
“To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most forbidden desires.” — Bus Driver
“Well, you see? It’s like this: I—I—um—broke into the old Sanderson house, and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.” – Max Dennison
“Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” —Billy Butcherson
“Come little children, I’ll take thee away. Into a land of enchantment. Come little children, the times come to play. Here in my garden of magic.” — Sarah
“You lit the Black Flamed Candle?” — Cop
“Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?” –Winifred Sanderson
“Cat’s got my tongue.” — Winifred Sanderson
“I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!” — Bus Driver
“It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve. It’s the one night a year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.” – Allison Watts
“It stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear, that we must find the book, brew the potion, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?” — Winifred Sanderson
“No, no! He’s a good zombie.” — Max
“They shut it down because a lot of spooky things happened there.” — Allison
“Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” —Billy Butcherson
“Fool’s! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallows’ Eve when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. We shall be back! And the lives of all the children shall be mine!” – Winifred Sanderson
“Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” — Max
“Goodbye. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye to life. Goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye to all that.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”

“Just lucky I guess.” — Winifred and Sarah Sanderson
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!” – Winifred Sanderson
“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him.” —Sarah Sanderson
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!” —Sarah
“Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” —Max
“You want to smash some pumpkins?” —Jay
“There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” —Thackery
“But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” — Max
“Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” — Mary Sanderson
“Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” – Medusa Lady
“You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” —Thackery Binx
“Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” —Master’s Wife
“Hey, how many times I gotta tell you. My name ain’t Ernie no more, it’s Ice. Ice.” – Ernie “Ice”
“Welcome to High School Hell. I’m your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!” — Max
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” – Dani Dennison
“Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” — Winifred Sanderson
“What a fool to give us thy life … for thy sister’s.” —Winifred Sanderson
“Boo! I scared you! I scared you! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I’m Allison, Allison. Kiss me, I’m Allison.” — Dani
“Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.” — Winifred Sanderson
“We’ll be younger in the morning.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Take good care of Dani, Max. You’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.” —Thackery Binx
“You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!” — Billy Butcherson
“I’ll have your guts for garters, girl!” — Winifred Sanderson
“I banish thee from Salem! Forever.” –Reverend Traske
“We must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise.” — Winifred Sanderson
“Oh, I’ve been [to Hell], thank you. I found it quite lovely.” — Winifred Sanderson
“What a pretty spider.” – Sarah Sanderson
“To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most forbidden desires.” — Bus Driver
“Yeah, the spell is gonna hit ya because the witches are back!” — Winifred Sanderson
“This is a very sacred space for witches. We come here to charge our magic. To make us stronger. more powerful.” –The Witch Mother
“Magic has a way of uniting things that ought to be together.” –The Witch Mother
“I’m a witch. I know things.” –The Witch Mother
“A witch is nothing without her coven.” –The Witch Mother
“The world is not too fond of witches. Can’t imagine why.” –The Witch Mother
“The Sanderson Sisters were the most powerful coven that ever lived, thanks to Winifred’s book of spells.” –Gilbert
“Legend has it, it’s on the sixteenth birthday that witch gets her powers.” –Gilbert
“Lotions… oh, lotions! Like potions.” –Mary Sanderson
“Another year begins anew. Maiden, Mother, and Crone too. We call on thee with one request, help our intentions manifest.” –Becca and Izzy
“Oh, retinol. What a charming name for a child.” –Sarah Sanderson
“How many children’s souls are in those potions?” –Winifred Sanderson
“Bats and beetles. Find something, anything. We must fly!” –Winifred Sanderson
“Something just flew across the moon.” — Max

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