Friday is the day that everyone looks forward to. It’s the last day of the workweek, and it’s a time to let loose and have some fun. Here are a collection of jokes about Friday that are sure to make you laugh!


  1. What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
  2. Why is Friday a happy day? Because the next day is a sadder day
  3. What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday.
  4. What did the lazy person do the day after Friday? Sat
  5. Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
  6. When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke
  7. What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
  8. What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday? Nothing
  9. What do millennial eskimos do Friday night with girls they like? Net fish and chill.
  10. What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday
  11. What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
  12. Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out? He wanted a day off
  13. When is the best day to go racing? Fri-Daytona
  14. When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
  15. Why was Robinson Crusoe embarrassed when he got rescued? They found him on Friday
  16. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant? TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).
  17. What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year? Black Friday
  18. What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
  19. What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend? Fridays of Our Lives
  20. What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
  21. Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
  22. Where can you save 100% on Black Friday? At home – by not shopping.
  23. Why did the French person go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day.
  24. What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity. 
  25. What do cows do on Friday nights? Go to the mooooooovies.
  26. What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th? By their names.
  27. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday? Because the prices were Solo.
  28. Where can you have a Fry-day every day? In Grease.
  29. What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week? Orange you glad it’s Friday?
  30. Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything? It was a casual Friday.
  31. What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead.
  32. What did the teacher give on black Friday? 50% off late assignments.
  33. What does God gift to hardworking people? Fridays.
  34. Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy? Because it was a weak day.
  35. Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crêpe’d up on him.
  36. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up? Weekend do it!
  37. What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
  38. Why did the student cheer when he got home from school? It was Friyay!
  39. What day of the week did Toad like the most? Fly-day.
  40. When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Every day.
  41. Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday? He ran out of steam…
  42. What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday? Lettuce celebrate!
  43. What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
  44. What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.
  45. Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
  46. What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.
  47. Why was everybody so worried about Friday? Because it was Fatal Friday.
  48. How long is Monday from Friday night? Five minutes.
  49. What did Roman say on Good Friday? “Nailed it.”
  50. Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
  51. Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday? They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.
  52. What’s a chicken’s deadliest day? FRIday.
  53. What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.
  54. What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream.
  55. What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end? “Fri-nally.”
  56. Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th? Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
  57. Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.
  58. How does Good Friday end? With a ‘y’.
  59. Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked.
  60. Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
  61. What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.
  62. What did John Wicks’ enemy tell him on Friday? “Be careful, Wicks going to end soon”.
  63. Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day’s a Sadderday.
  64. Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter? In a dictionary.
  65. What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cersise.
  66. What did I say to my friend who asked me if I know the best Friday jokes? I told her that I only know Good Friday jokes.
  67. When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
  68. What do biologists wear to work on Friday? Genes.
  69. What is the most favourite day for a window shopper? Buy Day
  70. What’s a hungry person’s favourite day of the week? Pie-day
  71. What’s an introvert’s favourite day of the week? Shy-day
  72. How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday? Friday is the name of his horse. 
  73. Nice people don’t go to work on Fridays. They make an appearance.
  74. Why do you like Fridays that much? Friday is the best F-word ever.
  75. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday morning?  Tell her a joke on Friday. 
  76. What do you need if you have the song “Friday I’m in Love” stuck in your head? The Cure.
  77. What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.
  78. What do neanderthals do on Friday night? Go clubbing.
  79. What is the best Friday of the year for the faithful? The Good Friday.
  80. What comes after Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th!
  81. Why does Friday stand (out)? The next day is sat day.
  82. When can Monday feel better than a Friday? It can’t.
  83. What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
  84. What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.
  85. If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don’t comprehend how Casual Friday works.
  86. Black Friday: The only day where you might get away with killing someone to grab some toy.
  87. Why was the boat shop owner happy on Black Friday? It was the most successful sail of that year.
  88. What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th? Superstitions.
  89. It may be Friday the 13th but it is still Friday and a reason to dance!
  90. What song do you sing on Friday the 13th? Voorhees a jolly good fellow.
  91. What kind of beans do Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th prefer? Human beans.
  92. Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
  93. Why don’t people like jokes about Friday? They’re week.
  94. Why was the fruit busy on a Friday night? It had a date.
  95. When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Friday.
  96. Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom. 
  97. When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask? On Casual Friday the 13th.
  98. What do you put in your drink on Friday? Ice Cube.
  99. When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Next Friday.
  100. What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.
  101. What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
  102. If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you. Tomorrow is Sadder Day.
  103. Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get.
  104. What’s the best music to play on Friday night? The Weeknd.
  105. Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism? On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

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