101+ of the Best Star Wars Jokes

Star Wars jokes are a staple of geek culture, and for good reason. They’re funny! As it turns out, there are plenty of hilarious gags to be had about everyone’s favorite galaxy far, far away.

In this blog post, we’ve collected some of the best Star Wars jokes from around the internet. So without further ado, here are our favorite Star Wars jokes. May the Force be with you!

the best STAR WARS Jokes FROM A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

1. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.
2. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
3. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieleaks!
4. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
5. And why can’t you count on him to pick up the tab? Because he’s always a little short.
6. What do you get if you cross a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
7. What is the name of the Gungan who became a taxi driver? Car Car Binks.
8. What droid always takes the long way around? R2-Detour.
9. What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
10. What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender? “Give me a beer and a mop.”
11. Which Jedi had a musical career? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi. Wait. Is this one of the Star Wars facts everyone gets wrong?
12. Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because the director, Yoda was.
13. What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy? A More-Rey Eel.
14. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal.
15. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked.
16. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
17. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents!
18. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.
19. What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant? “Use the forks, Luke.”
20. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
21. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom? Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
22. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieeleaks.
23. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
24. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
25. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
26. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A sith-kebab.
27. Where did Luke get his bionic hand? At the second-hand store.
28. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
29. What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal? Miso soup.
30. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.
31. Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves? Jar-Jars.
32. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.
33. What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has? Baby Jawas.
34. What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.
35. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
36. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?”
37. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.
38. Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars? He was an Ewokka-wokka!
39. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats? I heard they’re a little Chewy.
40. How do you stir fry on Endor? With an e-wok.
41. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball? He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
42. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.
43. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.
44. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon? The ship might crack up.
45. What’s a rebel’s favorite TV talent show? X-wing Factor.
46. What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.
47. What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star? A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.
48. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
49. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons.
50. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? “Never sell me the cods!”
51. Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet? They’re both full of star destroyers.
52. Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens? It’s now Hans free.
53. How did they get between floors on the Death Star? In the ele-Vader.
54. What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly? One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
55. What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The store next to the Target!
56. How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
57. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? Day go baaa.
58. What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery? A Sar-chasm.
59. Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He played the Force.
60. What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan? Bubba Fett.
61. Why was Yoda so bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.
62. Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for.
63. Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
64. How does Darth Vader like his steaks? Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!
65. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up a bar tab? He’s always a little short.
66. Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail? Attachments are forbidden!
67. How do you get down from a bantha? You don’t. You get down from a goose.
68. Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.
69. Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes. Why was the punchline in the title?
70. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
71. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.
72. What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot? Crashdo.
73. Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul
74. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party? “Order 66!”
75. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang So-low.
76. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi? Jedi must have patience.
77. I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba fettish.
78. Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina. It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.
79. What do you call Chewbacca when he chocolate stuck in his fir? A chocolate chip Wookie.
80. What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy? A yo-Yoda.
81. What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show? Game of Clones.
82. Why couldn’t Luke find love? He was looking in Alderaan places.
83. Did you know R2D2 loves to curse? They have to bleep out all his words.
84. What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.
85. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.
86. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade.
87. Do you know why the imperial troops call them stormtroopers? Because whenever your aim is talked about, there is a storm.
88. What is the name of the encyclopedia that Chewbacca wrote? The Wookieepedia.
89. What did Darth Vader tell Luke to tidy up his room? Don’t make me use force
90. How does Chewbacca sneeze? Ahh-chewieee..
91. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.
92. What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when he is going to shit? May the Force be with you!
93. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs? Admiral Snackbar.
94. What do you call Kenobi triplets? Obi-Three.
95. What is Yoda’s favorite chemical element? The yodo (iodine)
96. Why couldn’t Yoda be a Sith? Because he did not meet the minimum height
97. Why were there only 2 sith at a time? Because they were afraid of sleeping alone and they didn’t want it to look weird
98. Why does Yoda talks so weird? Cause care about your grammar I don’t give
99. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? Day go baaa.
100. What do you call an evil procrastinator? Darth Later!
101. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine? He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.
102. What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last.
103. Darth Vader was a bit of an otaku, Why? He led a monster with many tentacles to confront the emperor …
104. Why didn’t the Sith wear skirts? Because it would illuminate her dark side

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