60+ Dentist Jokes

If you’re looking for a good laugh over dentist jokes, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve collected dozens of the funniest dentist jokes out there sure to make you show off those pearly whites with a huge grin!

All the best DENTIST Jokes

1. What was the tooth called who went to Oxford University? The Wisdom Tooth.
2. What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.
3. Who’s job is the most dangerous in Transylvania? The dentist who works on Dracula.
4. What do dentists call the x-rays they take of patients’ teeth? Tooth pics.
5. When is the best time for a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.
6. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? I’ll fill you in when I get back.
7. What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis
8. Which teeth do you need to brush? The ones you want to keep.
9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling? Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
10. If a kid has 25 candy bars and they eat 22 of them, what do they have? Cavities.
11. What’s a dentist’s favourite emote to use when they play Fortnite? The floss.
12. Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
13. What did the dentist say when Tiger Woods came in for an appointment? You have a hole in one.
14. What’s the difference between American and British dentists? British dentists tend to be more careful with their patients whereas American dentists tend to yank teeth.
15. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?” I told him I drink it.
16. Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny? Because he was already dead inside.
17. What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
18. What does the dentist give a bear with a hurting tooth? Anything it wants.
19. What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson?  I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!
20. What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out? I Chews You!
21. What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur? A floss-iraptor.
22. When did the dentist become a brain surgeon? When he dropped the drill.
23. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear.
24. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
25. What made the snowman go to see a dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.
26. Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth.
27. What does the dentist do when he’s on a roller coaster? Brace himself.
28. What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth.
29. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
31. What’s the dentist’s favorite idiom? Put your money where your mouth is.
32. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.
33. What does a dentist do when the plane lands? She “braces” herself.
34. Why does the dentist have a TV on the ceiling for patients? So they can Netflix and drill.
35. Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist? Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy.
36. Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office? To perform a cavity search.
37. How does a dentist fix a broken tooth? With toothpaste!
38. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity? A black hole.
39. What is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals? They lose their nerve.
40. What’s another name for a dentist’s office? A filling station.
41. Why should you be kind to your dentist? Because they have fill-ings too.
42. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? He needed a filling.
43. Why did the two dentists get married? Because they were so enameled of each other.
44. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
45. Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
46. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
47. Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
48. Why should you be true to your teeth? So, they won’t be false with you.
49. What do dentists and the TSA have in common? Cavity checks.
50. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? Fill me in when you get back.
51. Why did the smartphone go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth.
52. Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist? Because Egypt his tooth….
53. What game did the dentist play when she was a child? Caps and robbers.
54. Where do dentists move when they retire? Fluorida.
55. Why are potatoes a dentist’s favorite veggie? Because they are so filling.
56. What do dentists have in their garden? Dentistrees and implants!
57. What’s the only sweet food that dentists approve of? Candy’floss’!
58. Why did the dentist get lost at sea? Because he was exploring the great barrier teeth!
59. What do you get if you cross a dentist and security personnel? A mouthguard!
60. What do dentists say when their patient is a gothic water spout carved out of stone? Gargoyle!
61. What is a female dentist’s favourite make up? Lipfloss!
62. What do dentists say when you offer to hold the door open for them? “Open wide!”

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