Looking for funny mummy jokes for kids? These clean mummy jokes, puns, riddles, and knock knock jokes are perfect for Halloween parties, lunch box notes, classroom fun, and spooky family laughs.
Mummy jokes are a fun way to add a little Halloween humor to October. Some are silly, some are punny, and all of them are kid friendly. Grab your bandages and get ready for a few laughs that are wrapped up in Halloween fun!
Funny Mummy Jokes for Kids
- Why did the mummy go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little crummy. - What kind of candy do mummies like best?
Anything with a wrapper. - Why did the mummy bring tape to the Halloween party?
Just in case he fell apart. - Why did the mummy become a detective?
He was great at uncovering mysteries. - Why did the mummy get good grades?
He was always wrapped up in his homework. - What do you call a mummy who sings?
A wrap artist. - What does a mummy order at a restaurant?
A chicken wrap. - Why did the mummy love Halloween?
He felt right at home. - Why did the mummy bring a ladder to the haunted house?
He wanted to reach the top tomb. - Why was the mummy so neat?
He liked everything wrapped up nicely. - What did the mummy say to the skeleton?
You crack me up! - Why did the mummy need a new outfit?
His old one was falling apart.
Silly Mummy Puns and Riddles
- What do mummies say when they are excited?
Iโm all wrapped up in this! - Why was the mummy a great teacher?
He knew how to keep the class under wraps. - What is a mummyโs favorite game?
Truth or scare. - What kind of car does a mummy drive?
A tomb-mobile. - Why did the mummy like the library?
It was full of spine-tingling stories. - Why did the mummy bring snacks to the haunted house?
He didnโt want to get hangry in the hallway. - What did the mummy say when he lost his bandages?
Iโm coming undone! - Why did the mummy like rainy days?
He could stay inside and watch scary movies. - What do mummies put in their hair?
Scare spray. - Why did the mummy go to art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw a scare. - Why did the mummy love the dance party?
He had great wrap moves. - What did the mummy say when he saw a ghost?
You look boo-tiful!
Mummy Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy told me to say Happy Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Donโt cry, itโs just a mummy joke! - Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Wrap.
Wrap who?
Wrap on the door and let me in! - Knock, knock.
Whoโs there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy mummy have one more treat?
Free Printable Mummy Joke Cards
Print these free mummy joke cards and tuck them into lunch boxes, classroom Halloween treats, party favors, or trick-or-treat bags. They are an easy way to add a little spooky fun to October.
- Why donโt mummies take vacations?
They are afraid to unwind. - What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap music. - Why was the mummy so good at keeping secrets?
He kept everything under wraps. - Why did the mummy stay home from school?
He had a coffin fit. - What did the mummy say when Halloween was over?
Thatโs a wrap! - Why did the mummy open a bakery?
He made great roll-ups. - Why did the mummy take a nap?
He was dead tired. - What do mummies eat for lunch?
Wraps. - Why did the mummy get invited to every party?
He was a real wrap star. - What is a mummyโs favorite subject?
History, of corpse. - What did the mummy say to the pumpkin?
You look gourd-geous. - Why was the mummy late?
He got wrapped up in something.
Print, cut, and share these mummy jokes for lunch box notes, Halloween party fun, classroom laughs, or a silly surprise during October.
More Halloween Jokes for Kids
If these mummy jokes made you laugh, keep the spooky fun going with even more Halloween jokes for kids.
Be sure to check out Halloween lunch box jokes for kids, ghost jokes, witch jokes, vampire jokes, monster jokes, and skeleton puns for even more clean Halloween laughs.
These mummy jokes are perfect for Halloween parties, school celebrations, lunch box notes, and silly October fun. Save your favorites, print the joke cards, and share a few giggles all season long!
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