Schitt’s Creek Quotes are sure to bring back hilarious memories from the award winning 2015-2020 hit comedy series.
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Schitt’s Creek Quotes
The tv show takes place in the “idyllic” small town named Schitt’s Creek and follows the lives of 4 outsiders as they navigate their new normal. When you’ve lost everything and all you’ve got left is a town named Schitt’s Creek, there’s no shortage of comedic material!
- “Tweet us on Facebook!” – Johnny Rose
- “I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.” -Alexis Rose Quote
- “We’re all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.” -Moira Rose Quote
- “I don’t skate through life. I walk through life… in really nice shoes.” -Alexis Rose
- “Talk to the hand, son. Because the ears are no longer working.” -Johnny Rose
- “That’s a real quick ‘no’.” -David Rose
- “If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is.” -Moira Rose
- “I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.” -Alexis Rose
- “I can’t feel my tongue. But I know it’s there because I’m talking.” -Moira Rose
- “I don’t want to be taken advantage of because I’m overdressed.” -Johnny Rose
- “So this is weird. Today marks the longest relationship I’ve ever voluntarily had with someone.” -Alexis Rose
- “This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” -Moira Rose, Schitts Creek Wine Quote
- “A hashtag? Is that two words?” – Johnny Rose
- “I was giving them a little pup talk” -Ted Mullens
- “The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you…a lot.” -David Schitts Creek
- “You just fold it in!” -Moira Rose
- “Ew, David!” -Alexis Rose
- “Why must you be so constantly irksome?” -Moira Rose
- “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” -David Rose Quotes
- “I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I’m funny and smart and charming.” – Alexis Rose
- “I’m only doing this because you called me rude and. I take that as a compliment.” – Stevie Budd
- “I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” -David Schitts Creek Quotes
- “I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong.” -Moira Rose
- “Love that journey for me.” -Alexis Rose
- “I would be pleased to RSVP as…pending.” -Moira Rose
- “I’d really like you to sing at my cousin’s funeral. She’s not dead, but she’s been coughing a lot lately.”- Roland Schitt
- “Very uninterested in that opinion.” -David Rose
- “You’re my Mariah Carey.” -Patrick Brewer
- “It’s always gifts for the dogs and never for me. Definitely one of my pet peeves.” – Ted Mullens
- “What does burning smell like?” -Moira Rose
- “You’re Simply the best!”
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