Schitt’s Creek Quotes

Schitt’s Creek Quotes are sure to bring back hilarious memories from the award winning 2015-2020 hit comedy series.

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Schitt’s Creek Quotes

The tv show takes place in the “idyllic” small town named Schitt’s Creek and follows the lives of 4 outsiders as they navigate their new normal. When you’ve lost everything and all you’ve got left is a town named Schitt’s Creek, there’s no shortage of comedic material!

1. “Tweet us on Facebook!” – Johnny Rose
2. “I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.” -Alexis Rose Quote
3. “We’re all pitching in these days, dear. Like communists or non-union actors.” -Moira Rose Quote
4. “I don’t skate through life. I walk through life… in really nice shoes.” -Alexis Rose
5. “Talk to the hand, son. Because the ears are no longer working.” -Johnny Rose
6. “That’s a real quick ‘no’.” -David Rose
7. “If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is.” -Moira Rose
8. “I once passed off a mini horse and three guinea pigs as service animals, so anything is possible.” -Alexis Rose
9. “I can’t feel my tongue. But I know it’s there because I’m talking.” -Moira Rose
10. “I don’t want to be taken advantage of because I’m overdressed.” -Johnny Rose
11. “So this is weird. Today marks the longest relationship I’ve ever voluntarily had with someone.” -Alexis Rose
12. “This wine is awful. Give me another glass.” -Moira Rose, Schitts Creek Wine Quote
13. “A hashtag? Is that two words?” – Johnny Rose
14. “I was giving them a little pup talk” -Ted Mullens
15.  “The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you…a lot.” -David Schitts Creek
16. “You just fold it in!” -Moira Rose
17. “Ew, David!” -Alexis Rose
18. “Why must you be so constantly irksome?” -Moira Rose
19. “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.” -David Rose Quotes
20. “I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I’m funny and smart and charming.” – Alexis Rose
21. “I’m only doing this because you called me rude and. I take that as a compliment.” – Stevie Budd
22. “I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.” -David Schitts Creek Quotes
23. “I may have been wrong. You may have been not wrong.” -Moira Rose
24. “Love that journey for me.” -Alexis Rose
25. “I would be pleased to RSVP as…pending.” -Moira Rose
26.  “I’d really like you to sing at my cousin’s funeral. She’s not dead, but she’s been coughing a lot lately.”-  Roland Schitt
27. “Very uninterested in that opinion.” -David Rose
28. “You’re my Mariah Carey.” -Patrick Brewer
29. “It’s always gifts for the dogs and never for me. Definitely one of my pet peeves.” – Ted Mullens
30.  “What does burning smell like?” -Moira Rose
31. “You’re Simply the best!”

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