Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

    Posted by  ·  July 12, 2018

    You are going to love these Knock knock jokes for kids.  They are perfect to pull up on your phone to share some giggles with kids. They will think you are so funny! Well, I hope!!

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    You might also like these kids jokes.  We love to play Would You Rather at our house. These Would You Rather Questions are always good for a laugh. I love to see how kids answer the questions.

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    Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

      1. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Amanda.
        Amanda who?
        Amanda to fix the plumbing is here.
      2. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Goliath.
        Goliath who?
        Goliath down, you look tired!
      3. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Oink Oink!
        Oink Oink Who?
        Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl?
      4. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Lettuce.
        Lettuce who?
        Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
      5. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Yah.
        Yah who?
        No Thanks, I use Google.
      6. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Oliver.
        Oliver who?
        Oliver doors are locked, let me in!
      7. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Alpaca.
        Alpaca who?
        Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
      8. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Nana.
        Nana who?
        Nana your business.
      9. Knock, knock!
        Who’s there?
        Spell.
        Spell who?
        W-H-O
      10. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Tank.
        Tank who?
        Your welcome!
      11. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Avery.
        Avery who?
        Avery nice person is knocking on the door.
      12. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Wayne.
        Wayne who?
        Wayne drops keep falling on my head, can you let me in?
      13. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Lena.
        Lena who?
        Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you another knock knock joke.
      14. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Hatch.
        Hatch who?
        It sounds like you’re catching a cold.
      15. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Will.
        Will who?
        Will you listen to another joke?
      16. Knock, knock!
        Who’s there?
        Ketchup.
        Ketchup who?
        Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
      17. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Erin.
        Erin who?
        I have to run a quick Erin!
      18. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Cows go
        Cows go who?
        Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
      19. Knock knock.
        Who’s there?
        Annie.
        Annie who?
        Annie-body home?
      20. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Isabel.
        Isabel who?
        Isabel working?
        I had to knock!
      21. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Wooden shoe.
        Wooden shoe who?
        Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
      22. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Boo.
        Boo who?
        Why are you crying?
      23. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Cash.
        Cash who?
        No thanks, but I’ll take peanuts!
      24. Knock, knock.
        Who’s there?
        Pecan!
        Pecan who?
        Pecan somebody your own size!
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    25. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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