150+ FUNNIEST Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

You are going to love these cute knock knock jokes for kids. They are perfect to pull up on your phone to share some giggles at any time!

They will think you are so cool with these jokes! Well, I hope!! If you need some rib-ticklers, you might also like these kids jokes. or these funny jokes. When you’re stuck in a car, waiting room, or sitting at a restaurant, silly jokes help turn moods around and banish boredom.

The Best Knock Knock Jokes

Adults and kids love the classic knock-knock joke! This long list of corny jokes will keep everyone laughing. Be sure to check out these Valentine Knock Knock jokes. These cute little cards can be printed and tucked into pockets, notebooks and lunch boxes…. wherever someone could use a giggle.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Amanda.
   Amanda who?
   Amanda to fix the plumbing is here.
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Claire.
   Claire who?
   Claire the way; I’m coming in!
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Annie.
   Annie who?
   Annie body going to open this door?
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ice cream.
   Ice cream who?
   Ice cream if you don’t let me inside!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Caesar.
   Caesar who?
   Caesar quick, she’s running away.
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Goliath.
   Goliath who?
   Goliath down, you look tired!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Oink Oink!
   Oink Oink Who?
   Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl?
8. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
9. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Yah.
   Yah who?
   No Thanks, I use Google.
10. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thistle.
    Thistle who?
    Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!
11. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oliver.
    Oliver who?
    Oliver doors are locked, let me in!
12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nana.
    Nana who?
    Nana your business.
14. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    W-H-O
15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Your welcome!
16. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wanda.
    Wanda who?
    Wanda door opens, I’ll stop da knocking.
17. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avery.
    Avery who?
    Avery nice person is knocking on the door.
18. Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
19. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wayne.
    Wayne who?
    Wayne drops keep falling on my head, can you let me in?
20. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lena.
    Lena who?
    Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you another knock-knock joke.
21. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    It sounds like you’re catching a cold.
22. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Will.
    Will who?
    Will you listen to another joke?
23. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
24. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Erin.
    Erin who?
    I have to run a quick Erin!
25. Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking.
26. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
27. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie-body home?
28. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Isabel.
    Isabel who?
    Isabel working?
    I had to knock! Knock,
29. Knock
    Who’s there?
    Doughnut!
    Doughnut Who?
    Doughnut ask it’s a secret!
30. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
31. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?
32. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I’ll take peanuts!
33. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pecan!
    Pecan who?
    Pecan somebody your own size!
34. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Beets!
    Beets who?
    Beets me!
35. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive right next door to you.
36. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Turnip
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
37. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
38. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Stan!
    Stan who?
    Stan back, I’m knocking the door down!
39. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Theodore.
    The0dore who?
    Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
40. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to answer the door?
41. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alma.
    Alma who?
    Alma not going to say.

Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids, round 2

• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Boo.  Boo who?  Don’t cry, it’s just me.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Cow says.  Cow says who?  NOOOOOO!  A cow says moo!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Iva.  Iva who?  Iva sore hand from knocking.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Interrupting cow.  Interrupting cow….mooooo.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Interrupting pirate.  Interrupting pirate….ARRRRGH
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   A little old lady.  A little old lady who?  I didn’t know that you could yodel.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Atch.  Atch who?  Bless you.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   Figs.  Figs who?  Fix the doorbell, it’s broken!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Lettuce.  Lettuce who?  Lettuce in we’re cold out here!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?   Honey bee.  Honey bee who?  Honey, be a dear and make me a sandwich!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ice cream.  Ice cream who?  Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there? Water.  Water who?  Water way to answer the door.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Pecan.  Pecan who?  Pecan on someone your own size.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ketchup.  Ketchup who?  Ketchup to me, and I will tell you!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Isma.  Isma who?  Isma dinner ready yet?
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Ida.  Ida who?  Ida know, you tell me.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Turnip.  Turnip the music, it’s my favorite song!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Butter.  butter who?  It is butter if you don’t know.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Leaf.  Leaf who?  Leaf me alone.
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Thermos.  Thermos who?  Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Cook.  Cook who?  I’m not crazy!  You’re the coo coo!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Mikey.  Mikey who?  My key won’t unlock this door, so let me in!
• Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Banana.  Banana who?  Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Orange.  Orange who?  Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?!?
• Will you remember me in 20 years?  Will you remember me for one year?  Will you remember me tomorrow?  Will you remember in two minutes?  Knock knock.  Who’s there?  you forgot me already!
• Knock, Knock Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice who? Candice door open, or what?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be any worse?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help right now!

Even more knock knock jokes for kids (UPDATED)

• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peep hole and find out.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there?
• Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know you were an owl!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran here. I’m tired!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Look, right there!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to whom.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick up!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alectricity. BUZZ!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice snack be eaten?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you. Give me your money!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you looking at me!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee who? Anee one you like!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is a nice place!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so here I am!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I forgot.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s There? Imma. Imma who? Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD person on your doorstep?
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a text. Did you get it?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you don’t know who this is!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open it!
• Knock knock. Who’s There? Impatient cow. Impatient cow wh-? Mooooo!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you think it was?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bless. Bless who? But I didn’t sneeze!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like bad jokes!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? ‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Yippee!
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use — this joke will never be funny.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

Jokes About School

1. Knock, knock!
   Who’s There?
   Anita.
   Anita who?
   Anita to borrow a pencil!
2. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   B-2.
   B-2 who?
   B-2 school on time!
3. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Broken Pencil.
   Broken pencil who?
   Forget it – this joke is pointless.
4. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Canoe.
   Canoe who?
   Canoe help me with my homework?
5. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   From.
   From who?
   Actually, it’s from whom!
6. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Justin.
   Justin who?
   Justin time for school!
7. Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Rita.
   Rita who?
   Rita book, you might learn something!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Andrew.
   Andrew who?
   Andrew a picture!
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Orange.
   Orange who?
   Orange you glad we are out of school?

I hope these jokes make your kids smile! They’re also great for provoking teen eye-rolls!

Looking for the Best Kids Joke Ever?

After you are done laughing at all these family-friendly jokes, get ready for more fun and laughter! We’ve got good knock knock jokes, pre school jokes, and hilarious jokes for kids for every occasion! Here are some jokes perfect for holidays and more. If you are still looking for the best kids joke ever, try one of these:

• Halloween Kid Jokes
• Elf on the Shelf Jokes
• Christmas Jokes
• Valentine’s Day Jokes
• Easter Jokes
• April Fool’s Jokes for Kids
• Food Jokes
• St Patrick’s Day Jokes
• Food Jokes
• Dad Jokes
• Laffy Taffy Jokes
• Dumb Kids Jokes

Funny Jokes For Kids

Are you looking for other silly games to play with your kids? We love to play Would You Rather at our house. These Would You Rather Questions are always good for a laugh and lively conversations. I love to see how kids answer the questions.

How do you keep the lines of communication open, moods uplifted and get kids smiling at your house? I love keeping these jokes handy to tell brighted our spirits and keep us laughing. Please leave your ideas and jokes in the comments.